bathing a cat

No matter what you do, you can't win. A situation so fucked up that it's pointless to try to fix it.

When my wife walked in on me and my girlfriend (who thought i was single), I figured it was best not to talk. It would be like bathing a cat

by Da Man too June 30, 2008

bro bating

Masterbating with your bro(s). Jacking off with a buddy, or buddies.
Not giving your Bros blow jobs, just getting off with them

Dude, I was bro bating last night and it was great

by Throbbin_Rob November 3, 2019

queer baiting

When a politician, pundit, or other public figure brings up the completely irrelevant detail about a person's sexuality, true or untrue, as a way of subtly channeling homophobia to attack them.

Compare race baiting

"Oh yeah? Well, Tom Smith, the gay man who supported the new bill has no idea what he is talking about."
"You're queer baiting"

by Lightning Princess January 18, 2008

Bathing Suit Shorts

When you run out of shorts and you have start wearing bathing suits as shorts.

Once summer time starts the Bathing Suit Shorts season starts also.

by Gimaf December 18, 2012

Fan-baiting

When producers, actors, or studios intentionally provoke or antagonize their audiences in order to generate publicity, create artificial controversy, or deflect genuine criticism, especially in cases of new and expensive productions.

"Amazon is fan-baiting by calling everyone who criticizes Rings of Power racists."
"Didn't Star Wars do the same thing with Kenobi?"

by OkiShisa September 13, 2022

Race-baiting

The act of intentionally encouraging racism or anger about issues relating to race, often to get a political advantage.

He accused his opponent's campaign of race-baiting in saying the tax cut will not help minority families.

by Julesann123 March 19, 2020

floyd botting

Floyd botting means fucking loud old yellow bone dicks and the botting part is obvious ain't it.

Lmao wish that guy stop Floyd botting all the time he acting up for no reason dawg

by Thefloydbottingassociation November 23, 2020