C.C.A. Baldi Middle School

The best-rated middle school in Philadelphia, largely due to the overly strict rules of discipline and uniform. Located at Verree and Marchman roads. It combines the puny, slightly innocent 11-year-olds, with the much more mature and perverted 14-year-olds whose main topic of conversation is pubic hair. Most children spend their first month figuring out the circular hallways and the dizzying amount of staircases. The word 'detention' does not exist in the 7th grade world, it's a suspension or nothing. The building is either extremely cold or extremely hot. Russians and Mexicans make up most of the population.
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A holiday who we celebrate about a bitch who is toxic, rude, jerk, asshole, moron, and bald as fuck.
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1. a penis, or wang depsnding on your physical location.
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Baldy

Individuals bestowed upon this title shall wield great powers to eradicate all hair.
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Baldy

The term used when one shaves only one testicle and leaves the rest of the groin area to reach rainforest proportions.
*at a nude beach*
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