Bailey Hall

Bailey Hall is the only dorm on the St Paul campus of the U of M, which means you need to take a 15 minute bus ride to get anywhere worth going to. St Paul Campus is full of nothing but farm animals (Beta of Clovia and LDPhi) and also actual farm animals. Part of the population of Bailey Hall consists of kids who actually chose to live there (if you can believe that), who are largely CFANS weirdos who did 4H and rode 4 wheelers to high school. Also found at Bailey are those kids who wear anime hats and Pikachu backpacks in public. The rest of Bailey kids are those who were too lazy to sign up for housing and were put there because it was the only space left. Most of these kids are chill as fuck and can be found chain smoking cigarettes outside the front doors, smoking pot on the lawn or in their dorms, or getting blackout in the dining hall on weekdays to drown out the pain of living in such a remote shit hole. There's like one security officer in the entire St Paul campus and the CAs don't give a shit, so it's practically impossible to not get away with shenanigans. Bailey low key frats harder than any of the other freshman dorms, and the kids who live there form an unbreakable bond because of their collectively shitty living arrangement and the countless intoxicated bus rides to & from Minneapolis that they share.

Freshman 1: Where do you live again?
Freshman 2: Uh... Bailey Hall.
Freshman 1: Where?
Freshman 2: Know what, nevermind. I live off campus okay?

by fuckinfratstar January 4, 2015

Bailey

the most amazing girl you will ever meet. very musical and super sweet... also amazingly beautiful even though she doesnt believe it

guy1: wow bailey is so hot
guy 2: ya she is pretty much perfect but she isnt a jerk about it

by auti April 21, 2008

Bailey Roll

This is a term adapted from the classic Barrel Roll in the name of our hero KingBailey who in one night successfully gained over 9000 internets in a 3 hour period.

Guy 1: What happens if we get you moar viewers?
Guy 2: I'll do a Bailey Roll!

by Anonymous David April 5, 2008

Babises

Multiple babies, usually young and tender. Can also refer to a singular baby. Usually used with a yo in front of the babises encouraging the slang movement.

I really want to touch yo babises.

by BlackLabel7 March 31, 2010

Bailey Time

When a friend says he will be there in a certain amount of time, but then shows up many hours later. Made famous by local entrepreneur during his time in Georgia, Mr. Bailey would always show up but much later than the designated time. Upon arrival no explanation for this time is given. What happens during Bailey Time is unknown.

Chris: "Did you call William?"
Josh: "Yea, he said he'll be here in about 10 minutes."
*2 Hours Later*
Chris: "William is still not here. Must be Bailey Time again."

by Chris Pence April 17, 2011

Bainer

Extension of baines, used to describe someone who achieves something legitimate.

Guy 1: "Did you hear about Sam?"

Guy 2: "No, what's he done this time?"
Guy 1: "He only went and hit the gym early this morning, smashed out a 130kg bench and then hit the libes for 6 hours to get some savage work done before tonight."
Guy 2: "Fuck me, that guy is such a bainer!"

by legitabainer September 23, 2012

Bailey

Bailey is one of the most fun and accepting people you will ever meet. She has the most amazing and infectious smile. She has the most beautiful hazel eyes that you could just get lost in. Bailey is super talented and plays multiple sports and instruments. She will make sure time is never waisted with silence, and can always keep a conversation going. When you are with her you are never sad and always have a smile on your face. No matter what she always knows how to cheer you up. Bailey is always there for you and is the cutest girl you will ever lay your eyes on. She is all around amazing. If you ever meet one you are the most fortunate person ever :)

Boy #1 I think I saw an angel!

Boy #2 oh no, that's a Bailey

by Shae ;) October 28, 2019