Nutella Baguette

When a french baguette is inserted into the anus and is removed with a strong covering of faecal matter;
Discovered in Paris in 2016 by Nikolass when a crusty baguette was inserted into his anus during a bout of diarrhoea and was heavily covered with faecal remains

Fancy having a Nutella Baguette? That baguette had loads of nutella on it

by kramitin99 June 13, 2016

Baguette Cat

A cat that has a baguette also is fat.

Baguette Cat is great to watch

by BigNugeeto March 25, 2021

Baguette Seed

Baguette Seed

Baguette Seed

by I Like Chicken Fisting November 29, 2020

Douchette Baguette

A douche bag like chick that prefers to date douche bags.

Ali from the Bachelorette Season 6 is a Douchette Baguette.

by nrobin August 3, 2010

Moist Baguette

Someone who is not considered attractive.

Why do you think he is cute? He looks like a moist baguette.

by A Moist Baguette September 21, 2016

dirty baguette

The act of two men using an authentic french baguette for double ended anal intercourse, requiring both parties to face away from each other.

Bro, frenchie and I did the dirty baguette after work the other day!

by PapaBaguette November 17, 2021

Baguette (🥖)

A slang term used amungst the manual elite to identify one another as fellow Baguettes for enjoying the art of actuating a clutch.

Universally recognized as praise in the war against the Pathetic Automatic Scum

Alternatively, use 🥖

Have you met Jimbo yet? He's a fellow Baguette (🥖) like us.

by UmbraSicarius69 January 11, 2020