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backyard mistake

the animal world equivalent of an "oops baby"; a mating between two dogs that is not intended, usually between two very different dog breeds producing ugly puppies
Example 1:
Dammit Jim, I told you to keep your beagle from jumping the fence into my backyard and trying to get friendly with my Pekingese---I don't need any Peagle puppies, those things are ugly!

Example 2:

Girl 1: What kind of dog is that?
Girl 2: It's my Pom-A-Pug!
Girl 1: A what now?
Girl 1: A designer breed mix of a pomeranian and a pug
Dude 1: Looks like a backyard mistake to me!
Girl 1: *crying*
by voiceofcollege May 15, 2010
mugGet the backyard mistakemug.

Bellamy's Backyard

1. A very overgrown unkempt garden, reaching head height and resembling a jungle, named for the 70's TV show 'Bellamy's Backyard Safari' hosted by bearded botanist Sir David Bellamy.

2.An untrimmed 'Mary Hinge' as favoured by German ladies in the 1980's.
1,The chap kicked the football high, it went through the air and landed over next doors front wall
kid 1' You fetching that ball back youth?'
kid 2 ' Not a chance mate, its like Bellamy's Backyard over there, we'll never find it'

Hermann noticed that Lotte's 'Mappatazi' was sprouting out the sides of her knickers, on further inspection, he concluded that it was like Bellamy's Backyard down there
by Mr Cunninglinguist October 5, 2012
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Swamp in the Backyard

The sweaty sensation around/in the buttocks caused by walking around outside on a hot summer's day, usually while wearing jeans.
Ugh, I should have worn a skirt today. I got a total swamp in the backyard right now.
by MissCuppycats May 11, 2010
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Backyard Bonfire

The burning sensation felt after being anally fisted by a person with sharp fingernails. Also possible if a foot, also with sharp nails, has been inserted in anger.
"Like, oh my god, I've totally got a case of backyard bonfire!"

"You totally lit a backyard bonfire last night."
by wingzfan99 October 18, 2008
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backyard squat

when a guy is laying down in bed with a boner and a girl grabs a hold of it, sticks it in her ass, and squats.
Guy: hey babe, i think we should try something new tonight.
Girl: well i heard about this one thing called a backyard squat. sounds like fun.
Guy: whats a backyard squat?
Girl: Nuff said.
by TheVirginMary February 24, 2011
mugGet the backyard squatmug.

backyard boinking

to engage in sexual activities in your girl's backyard
Hey sara, did u enjoy your backyard boinking?
by anonymousbackyardboinker July 13, 2007
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Backyard taco

When you wipe your butt hole too many times and you bleed onto your toilet paper - while devastatingly hungry, you consume your dirty toilet paper. Backyard taco baby.
I need food now, but I gotta shit. Brb.

Guys I just backyard taco'.
by C Liv September 3, 2017
mugGet the Backyard tacomug.

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