According to all known laws of aviation there’s no way a bee should be able to fly

The start of the bee movie script

Person 1: stop texting me
Person 2: According to all known laws of aviation there’s no way a bee should be able to fly
Person 1: *blocks*

by Pearl the Axolotl September 7, 2021

Avian Bird Flu

Probable future pandemic, classified as H5N1. Virus that is transmitted between animal and human, not yet able to be transferred between humans. In the USA $7 billion have been requested by the President for additional aid to protect the US. Possibly the virus that will kill more than the Bubonic Plague and most other plagues combined. No true cure is in stock, but antibiotics are available, but in short supply.

Doctor: I'm sorry to tell you... you have AIDS.
Patient: Really?
Doctor: No, I'm just messing around... you actually have the Avian Bird Flu. And you only have 36 hours to live...
Patient: WHAT?!?!?!
Doctor: Oh, did I say 36 days? I meant hours... sorry...
Patient: *flatlines*
Doctor: Or perhaps only seconds... oh well.

by BottomlessPitMan December 30, 2005

avian swine flu

It's what you would get if you got avian flu and swine flu at the same time. But that's unlikely because as we all know, PIGS CAN'T FLY.

If pigs could fly, we'd all have avian swine flu by now!!

by seanoog November 5, 2009

avian

a naive woman that is often found to be extremely spontaneous and therefore irresistible to the opposite sex; commonly desired by the opposite sex for her charm and beauty; one that is viewed as soaring above the competition

That avian is probably going to an Ivy League university, like Yale or Brown, in the fall.

by brownvscornell2 August 31, 2010

Rachel Aziani

b.Nov.21,1968.
Ultra-hot amateur porn star.Extremely beautiful with incredible natural breasts.

I fell in love the first time I saw Rachel Aziani,and every time after that.

by DeviatedInstinct September 5, 2008

aviators [pimp shades]

one of the most badass style of sunglasses there are. uses for dudes include:
1)hiding ur state of stoned or drunk that would normally show in your pupils
2)checkin out chicks without being noticed due to the common mirrored lenses
3)lookin like a pimp in general

dude those aviators pimp shades are filthy

by ginger rocker October 29, 2008

aviator

When a man lays his penis vertically in the crack of a woman's buttocks, resembling a hotdog in a bun. Often used to instigate sexual activity while in bed.

"This morning was awesome. I gave Suzan the aviator and before I knew it we were goin wild"

by Robert Fields January 27, 2007