Afghanistan

A country currently at war with NATO forces, that no one in the US seems to rember since Iraq became their massive disstraction. They left a lot of their troops and their allies troops out in the cold.

Bush pre Iraq: Afghanistan should be taken in a month, we will commit a large number troops to a quick and decisive surge.

Bush Start of Iraq: Need those troops for Iraq their the true sources of evil!

Bush present: Afgani-where?

by Riim Jobs January 25, 2009

Afghani Love Potion

A reference to an episode of 'IT Crowd', afghani love potion is Rohypnol, used to render a person unconscious in order to have sex with them.

Dude, I just gave Julia some Afghani love potion! Its gonna be a great night!

Oh man, I feel so tired. I think James must have slipped me some Afghani love potion.

by HabibLovesYou November 6, 2007

Afghan Magic Bullet

A bullet with 'unknown' origins and an amazing ability to find itself lodged between the eyes of some of the worlds biggest shitbags. Usually either 7.62 or 5.56 caliber.

Soldier 1: Hey where's the prisoner?
Soldier 2: What prisoner?
Soldier 1: You know...the one we found with the little boys chained up in his mud hut?
Soldier 2: Oooh...thaaat prisoner...Afghan Magic Bullet found his ass...

Soldier 1: Remember that compound we raided the other night?
Soldier 2: Yeah the one where we found that piece of shit fucking a puppy?!?
Soldier 1: Yeah! Maaan...Afghan Magic Bullet...that shit came outta nowhere!!

by whiskey_6 January 2, 2009

Afghan

A group of people who have many misconceptions through media, often labeled as a middle eastern country with fanatical Muslim extremists. In fact Afghanistan is a part of central Asia, which has many different groups of people which inhabit the region, 40% are pushtuns, these people are often referred to as the 'proper afghans' as pushtun translated into Persian means afghan, however they are not native to the land or region there are some theories that indicate that they are a part of the lost tribes of Israel. There are also Tajiks which inhabit 30% of the population, they are persians as the word tajik is a turkic words meaning non turkic. there are are also hazaras, uzbeks. turkmen * two types, one is hazara turkmen and some are turkmen) and kyrgz (sometimes apart of the hazaras) these groups are turks with ancestry from the turkic regions of central Asia.

Afghans what a complex, dynamic people they are!

by cleveranon May 20, 2015

afghan salami

when you roll up a condom to the tip of your penis, so it looks like your junk is wearing a little turban

"Sara called me a terrorist, so I gave her ass an afghan salami."

by John and Mike May 8, 2008

afghani

used as an insult in pakistan for a person who is untrustworthy, backstabber, snitch and involved in narcotics trade.

guy1: he man we known each other for quite some time and i have always helped you. i am in this fight can you help me out?
guy2: sure bro why not
'' after a while guy2 sees some boys running over to beat guy1''
guy2: ''runs away''
guy1: you fucking #afghani i always knew you were a pussy.

by kingkhushal April 19, 2018

Afghanistnam

Term describing the ongoing US War in Afghanistan and how similar it is to the US War in Vietnam. Afghanist + nam = Afghanistnam

The war in Afghanistnam is going on 8 years now. Instead of fighting Communists in the jungles of Vietnam, we are fighting Terrorists in the mountains of Afghanistan!

by yeshua2000 October 9, 2009