Astronomical

To be amazed

To be dfined as a wonderful spirit

You are an astronomical figure

by Astronimical February 2, 2023

astronomy

gigachad science

astrology believer: EWWW YOUR A CANDY CORN GO AWAY CAN PRICORN

astronomy believer: fuck you, astrology doesn't exist, go understand some real shit like fucking planets and not "personalities of star signs and their stars in space" or some shit

astrology believer: i dont care capri sun corn ewww cant have a life

astronomy believer: well do signs have a fucking life, dumbass? "i cant be with you your a sagger my pants tarius" "sorry that i stabbed you 34 times in the stomach! im just a scalpion!" "ew your an aquamarius, your so unsmart lol" "stop my love! im just a virgin, thats why i cheat, please!!!" "OMG! you're a piss these??? LETS BE MARRIED WE ARE COMPATIBLE OMGGGGGGGGG"

by genalphaslangman May 4, 2023

astronomical fraudfloppian

When a unit or character who used to perform really good ended up performing in such a horrendous way that it is completely justifiable to question their strength in the first place.

That is an astronomical fraudfloppian level of damage!

by little hustler February 5, 2025

Astronoming

The act of a CEO having an extra marital affair with the CPO, whilst the head of Human Resources watches.

"Oh Andy is definitely Astronoming that chick" - Chris Martin

by TaFdEr July 18, 2025

Astronomical Chaos

A pedophile FANDOM Star who gets his dick rided by FANDOM staff

He likes kids /srs
Watch bruh wrecks noobs' videos on him

person 1: yo did you hear about astronomical chaos
person 2: yeah i hope he doesnt diddle me

by addictBWN September 14, 2025

legitimately astronomically

A suspiciously emphatic assertion of high probability

Is it true? The odds are legitimately astronomically in your favor. Would I lie to you?

by d. batman May 29, 2018

The Astronomers

The Astronomers is composed of Ben Baker and Michael Stensland. We currently have no information on which is chaotic and which is calm, but they're still a really cool band that has an EP called Sinking Ships & Story Tales.

Person 1: You ever heard of The Astronomers?
Person 2: No, I actually haven't.
Person 1: You should go check out U F'd Up and Skywalking!
Person 2: What if I don't?
Person 1: You will have bad luck in finding good music, so you better go do it right now.

by Ignika (NoGoodAAAAnames) H. February 28, 2021