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ASTRONAUT

Filthy, most hated, tang addicted gravity haters. Astro-nazis covered in astro juice. Lowest scum of the earth, if they don't like our planet they should just leave forever. Having their moon cheese babies and eating all of their meals upside down. Watch out they will stick an American flag in you!
"Why, one of those astronauts moved into my neighborhood not too long ago, and simultaneously all of the leaves started changing color and falling off the trees."

"Was that in October?"

"September-October."
by Ass Pennies April 3, 2008
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Astronaut

When a fine stoner places a bag over their head and sticks a joint smoker into the bottom filling it with smoke.
Logical Person: Why does he have a bag over his head, he might suffocate!

Stoner: He's doing an astronaut, your supposed to suffocate.
by NonsenseNinja November 21, 2015
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astronaut food

A person in a relationship who is being used for sex, friendship or comfort without receiving affection or love in return. Often, the non-astronaut food party is in an unhappy relationship.
The term refers to the packets of food astronauts use for nourishment without any taste or satisfaction.
The term comes from the book "You Don't Love Me Yet" by Jonathan Lethem.
She realized she was only his astronaut food, and didn't mean anything to him.
by xxxtine March 30, 2007
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astronaut

A word small children use in place of the word "ass"
God, he is such an jack astronaut sometimes.
by Gerbilweebies February 25, 2005
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ASStroNAUGHTY

A kinky into-science person
Laura: "You know so much about science!"
Bryan: "I'm an ASStroNAUGHTY ;D"
Laura: "Oh, are you now? ;)"
by QannonTheEnglish October 4, 2011
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Astronaut

An adjective for some thing fake or stupid like the moon landing
Man that girl is astronaut. She is so shallow to everyone
by Astronaut123 March 3, 2021
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Lazy Astronaut

A sexual position that can be accomplished only by the most skilled, usually a physician.
Man, that doctor was amazing! He rocked my world with the Lazy Astronaut!
by Dr Ock February 12, 2008
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