Filthy, most hated, tang addicted gravity haters. Astro-nazis covered in astro juice. Lowest scum of the earth, if they don't like our planet they should just leave forever. Having their moon cheese babies and eating all of their meals upside down. Watch out they will stick an American flag in you!
"Why, one of those astronauts moved into my neighborhood not too long ago, and simultaneously all of the leaves started changing color and falling off the trees."
"Was that in October?"
"September-October."
"Was that in October?"
"September-October."
by Ass Pennies April 3, 2008
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Logical Person: Why does he have a bag over his head, he might suffocate!
Stoner: He's doing an astronaut, your supposed to suffocate.
Stoner: He's doing an astronaut, your supposed to suffocate.
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A person in a relationship who is being used for sex, friendship or comfort without receiving affection or love in return. Often, the non-astronaut food party is in an unhappy relationship.
The term refers to the packets of food astronauts use for nourishment without any taste or satisfaction.
The term comes from the book "You Don't Love Me Yet" by Jonathan Lethem.
The term refers to the packets of food astronauts use for nourishment without any taste or satisfaction.
The term comes from the book "You Don't Love Me Yet" by Jonathan Lethem.
by xxxtine March 30, 2007
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Bryan: "I'm an ASStroNAUGHTY ;D"
Laura: "Oh, are you now? ;)"
Bryan: "I'm an ASStroNAUGHTY ;D"
Laura: "Oh, are you now? ;)"
by QannonTheEnglish October 4, 2011
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