asstron

A robotic ass.

holy schizer! would ya look at that asstron.

by Jesus December 12, 2003

Asstrogen

1. The hormone produced by a homosexual from the testes.
2. The retarded sister hormone of estrogen.
3. The drunk way of saying "astronaut."

1. Dude your asstrogen is rubbing off on me, so stop sticking that pencil up your butt!
2. Wh-when u grow up I wanna be an asstrogen.

by Tordog March 11, 2009

Asstrosity

A word used to describe a huge ass.

Mick:Man look at that asstrosity!
Gorge:I know right, its huge!

by That one kid on the street. April 16, 2017

asstroker

noun: a wimpy girly boy.
verb: a gay sexual act
adj: a pansy.

My ex-boyfriend was a total asstroker so i had to break up with him

by sweetchick007 September 3, 2006

Asstrash

One who does something just to be an asshole regardless of humor and acts like it's no big deal. They expect you not to care, but you do.

Rick: You shit on my desk! What the fuck mad disrespect man.
Steve: Yeah, I thought it would be cool.
Rick: Asstrash!

by Tom Bergeron October 21, 2009

Asstorsion

when a guy gets totally confused, he feels asstorsion.

There is no expression for asstorsion you have to feel it yourself.

by ب October 10, 2009

assrose

crumpled toilet paper dowsed in blood after wiping

usu. a test if the anal cavity is bleeding

I just had an assrose and i think it's time to see a doctor.

by AllabastorMaroe October 4, 2011