assfaceish

being really stupid or egotastic

Bob was very assfaceish to his friends when he got an A+ on his test while they got B's.

by Chewphoria November 8, 2009

assfacinated

The art of watching, grabbing, squeezing, and playing with a hot girls butt cheeks for a long amount of time.

If you go to a party and your grabbing and squeezing a girls butt for a lengthy amount of time and don't want to stop, you would be assfacinated

by 9393844383 October 17, 2011

Resting Ass Face

The male equivelent of "resting bitch face"

"hey, is he cool?"

"Yeah, he just has resting ass face"

by Percussion97 October 25, 2015

asspace

Someone whos annoying and ugly

Robert is such an Asspace

by Tauny Poo March 1, 2003

Open ass face shank

Term used when someone walks unknowingly into an area where someone has just crop dusted with their mouth open. Leaving the person feeling as though they had just been stabbed in the face with someone's ass matter.

Bob wondered who open ass face shanked him in aisle 3 of the grocery store.

Bill thought farting in mary's cubicle would be a funny open ass face shank.

by Theßeave October 17, 2011

Ashface

A person who has a very pale complexion and extremely dark circles under their eyes. Ashfaces commonly wear large amounts of makeup to balance their features, resulting in even more obvious asfacity.

Did you see that hot girl I was talking to last night?
Dude, she was a total ashface

by jamesarmenti March 11, 2008

Ass face

Someone whose chin looks like someones ass has recently been on it.

Matt's such an ass face. Look's like someone's been shootin' the rim.

by Hank August 23, 2003