National Grab-ass Day

On August 30 , Is National Grab-ass Day so let anyone grab dat ass

Lemme grab dat ass because is National Grab-ass Day baby

by LuvScxrs August 29, 2019

National Kick Ass Day

Kick their ass instead of smacking it

I kicked 20 girls asses today because it’s National Kick Ass Day!

by Dis dick!!! May 25, 2018

National fat ass day

National fat ass day is on August the 22nd and if you have a fat ass you have to let your friends slap it and can't complain about it.

*slaps ass*

Josh: bro what the fuck why did you slap my ass
Ethan: Bro it's national fat ass day I can slap it all I want
Josh: Aw man fine since it's national fat ass day
*Slaps ass again*

by Hallaballs_69 January 23, 2022

National Bianca’s ass day!!

Make sure to slap Bianca’s ass on April 13th

Omg today’s the day, national Bianca’s ass day!!

by Dreaplayaaa April 13, 2019

Slap girls ass day

On March the 17th all boys single or Taken should Slap a girls ass. If your taken then Slap your girls ass and see her reaction.

"Hey Jonny its March 17th you know what that means"
"Yes I do Max Slap girls ass day"

by Amber Ross March 15, 2020

NATIONAL EAT ASS DAY

April 23rd is national eat ass day... be sure to eat as much ass as possible in order to sustain a valuable reputation in your friend group. Make sure to get all nice with that that poop as well! Don’t be afraid of farts!

Bro I ate so much ass on national eat ass day! Might have contracted gohnarea in the process though!

Fuck you lucky bastard i only contracted aids

by Bigasseater May 28, 2018

National Finger Ass Day

April 2nd is National Finger Ass Day

Are you ready to finger some ass on National Finger Ass Day?

by Kboyleswag June 28, 2016