Aries

A procastinator who leaves things unfinished so long they have to resort to ripping off somebody else's work and try to pass it off as their own. This results in big trouble for the Aries without fail.

person: did you finish the big ass assignment last night?
Aries: no, i pulled an Aries
person: youre a retard.

by Aries August 10, 2003

Angies Mary

The girl that makes me crazy. She nows how to make very inch of my body tingle and at the same time hers tingles as well. She is also a part of a pact/group known as A and M trucking. She is a sexy sexy girl with the prettiest brown eyes I have ever seen. She is confident and smart and you can tell as soon as you meet her that shes got ya in her pocket with just one little wink. Then the next thing ya know shes singing I got ****** panties and you are giggling tell you pee....

"ANGIES MARY" A and M trucking.....Just one kiss......thats all it takes.... The one girl that stole me from the playin game heheh

by A and M trucking February 19, 2010

Aries

A 90 foot dildo

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

Argie-Monkey

A typical inhabitant of Argentina that, whether male or female, embodies the complete range of qualities of that particular species: 1) short-term opportunism in finances and romance 2) egotism that is thought to arrise from a poor self and national esteem 3) physically typified by long, dark hair and at last 2 items of clothing that you have not seen since 1986 4) often times described as an Italian that speaks Spanish, that thinks he/she is French but really wants to be English.

The Argie-Monkey decided to go to the psychologist at his wife´s recomendation after that trauma of Diego Maradona´s 2nd heart attack though really, he spent his time and money having sex with prostitutes.

by Randag January 15, 2005

Aries

Aries is ruled by the planet mars. Their usual traits include making unrealistic goals, leaving work unfinished, feeling glorious about their failing lives, hating anyone out of the blue for no reason, screaming, yelling, making noise like giants while walking, sex, cheating and copying others. Astrologers say Aries are capable of destroying homes and office spaces because they have intense passion for making things dirty (check their bedrooms and kitchen), instigating hatred among family members and not listening to the authority.

A fun fact about the Aries zodiac sign is that it contains the highest number of divorced and fired people. Also people who continue long term relationships with them are usually looked down upon because they are said to have low self esteem or been rejected multiple times by the real the world.

It is assumed that Aries people are manufactured for adult entertainment purpose only because they are noisy and sexual enough to keep an orgy party alive. Two examples include Lady Gaga (aka Lady Gag) and Huge Hefner.

It is extremely easy to spot an Aries. These are the only females that look and sound one hundred percent like males. Meanwhile, the Aries men look like females. Consequently, sleeping with them will make you feel very homosexual.

Girl 1: I wonder why Lady Gaga's lyrics are always sexual and negative.
Girl 2: Because she is an Aries.

by Superheroforall November 19, 2010

Aries

They are the leading zodiac sign and they are very hot headed and impatient. We tend to stay angry for a long time we have tolerance for annoying people. Aries are very nice and make friends fasts we get hurt in the process and then everything with be fine. Messing with a Aires is not a good idea

Guy 1- this girl is mad crazy

Guy 2- that’s cause she’s a Aries

by Airsoftariesgirl😝 April 18, 2019

Aries

Greek Mythology: God of War

Also associated with impersenating people and trying to invite children to them.

My name is Aries, do you want some sweets?

by Zey April 2, 2003