Archie

Has a huge dick and calls everyone he meets a nonce

Archies dick is huge

by YeetDaMoney August 4, 2020

metal-archives

metal-archives (also known as Encyclopaedia Metallum: Metal Archives) is a user-edited website, established in 2002, which purports to be a heavy metal-focused database. Although the site has garnered a reputation over the years for being "elitist" and "strict" on what can/cannot be included, many bands listed there are actually folk, ambient, industrial, gothic rock and other "headbang worthy" music their site "rules" forbade, otherwise. When you couple this with the secretive personalities of those who moderate/administer everything over there, Metal Archives has the same credibility (and "metal-bility") as Milli Vanilli by the end of the day.

METALHEAD: Metal forums should not be run like a fascist regime! And some metalcore/nu-metal shit is making it beyond the radar here? Fuck it, I'm finding another site to frequent that is actually METAL, not "metal-archives".

HERR WITCHER: I dub thee Dursted, then!

METALHEAD: What the hell is that supposed to mean?

HERR WITCHER: When we ban people from our specialz metal site, it is called dursting, like Fred Durst.

METALHEAD: For a metal site, you have an awfully strange fixation with Fred Durst!

by SaturnsSon May 4, 2009

archita

very indie. very hip. would rather die than live cuz living is too mainstream. is a total doll.
very photogenic, awesome hair. questionable sense of humor, laughs all the time.

person: hey archita, want to go to that new hip milk shake place?

archita: nawhhh man too mainstream

by iamnumberfour June 21, 2011

Archbishop Mccarthy High School

want to leave class for 20 minutes to get buzzed in the bathroom? want to play for/ cheer on the worst football team in the area? want to sit in mass for 2 hours every month and listen to father’s beautiful voice (it’s especially beautiful when he sings)? want to wear the most unappealing uniform known to man? well head on down to archbishop and join all the fellow fiends, hoes, nerds, and non catholics! it’s only $10,00 to be a part of this wonderful community!

Archbishop Mccarthy High School has an excellent football program!

by Mr. Saxton January 5, 2019

The Archive

The sole purpose of "The Archive" is an index, nay, a database of information that is stored for retrieval by Will Carter. It is crucial to the existance of Will Carter's memory because without The Archive countless people would be forgotten and probably insulted through their being forgotten. The Archive enables Will to find useful information long forgotten by most. It is like the Diary of Tom Riddle--a gateway to the past, to a persona that existed only in the moment of its creation. The Archive consists, currently (Mid 2006), of over 800,000 articles, documents, and transcripts, many of which might come of some use. Will is apparently a bit of a pack-rat in terms of storing data.

Will is able to access any part of The Archive very efficiently and dig up information dating back to his entrance to the internet.

by Will Carter July 20, 2006

Solutions Architect

Solutions Architect is one of a number of job titles used for someone working in IT who has no real function.

Solutions Architects wander around looking important and can often be seen in meetings although no one is quite sure why they are there.

John: That guy in the meeting just now. Any idea who he was and why he was there?

Sue: That was Jim. He's a Solutions Architect

John: Ah right.

by perumbo February 26, 2010

architrave

suave, cool, with swag, if you will

derived from the the italian architrave to describe a lintel that rests upon the capital of a column, a feature in Classical architecture--for the intelligentsia, a way to show off your superficial art history vocabulary to describe something hip

Maddie: Jared, that picture of you at the Musee D'Orsay is so poetic, so architrave.
Newbs: ??????
Jared: Touche.

by b33thoven September 5, 2011