applejeez

A slang substitute for the word “apologies.” Also a way of spelling apologies when it’s said quickly.

“Applejeez for bumping into you.”

by Iagfag January 25, 2024

Applebee's

The yummiest dinning establishment I've ever had. 10/10 would eat again.

Yo dude wanna go to Applebee's?
Yeah totally its so yummy :3

by lizardsarekool July 24, 2024

Applebee's

Noun/- A restaurant that you don't take a doctor to on a date

An apple a day keeps a doctor away, so many don't take them to Applebee's.

by Midwesternmomma March 1, 2024

Applebees University

A higher-ed, country club style school that is portrayed as a highly prestigious, highly selective school that in reality is no better than your local state school.

I don't care if you went to Penn State or Applebees University, a degree is the same no matter what, only difference is the cost

by annavenetsanos September 17, 2025

Appleseeds

Someone who doesn’t make modern mistakes.

We should thanks all bicyclists for being good appleseeds - for not making the modern mistake of ruining the planet.

by Cherrypit October 14, 2025

Johnny Applegenes

Is one who spreads his genes througout his path with an orgasmic arm thrust and sow it grows. (E.G. Kobe Bryant, Adrian Peterson, maybe Bill Cosby)

Dude, you've got kids all over the place like Johnny Applegenes.

by B.dawg December 15, 2014

Johnny Appleseed

The sexual act where the woman lies on the ground with her legs over her head and the man places both testicles in the woman’s anus. This is best performed with large and hanging testicles.

How’s your sister’s asshole? Because I hit her with the Johnny Appleseed last night.

Man, her asshole was tight...that was a painful Johnny Appleseed I gave her.

by Kwaller11 September 30, 2017