Anxiety-Tornado 

A sweeping, fast moving state of anxiety that arrives without warning and takes everything in its path with it.

He had made an offhand remark, a minor joke, but to her it incited an anxiety-tornado, swirling, uprooting, splintering and lifting her sense of security with it until she felt herself to be an emotionally wrecked trailer park. And like a tornado, it passed and calm was once again restored.

Anxiety-Tornado by Monkey's Dad August 15, 2021

Anxiety Disorder

A mental illness that is self-diagnosed by Gen Z and later Millennials because they got scared about doing something once. They believe the cure for this is by staying glued to your smartphone for 96% of your day which does nothing but absolutely deteriorate your social skills, resulting in you being horrified of going to a public place because “oh no, there’s people there!!!”
People who claim to have this self-diagnose themselves with this disorder downvote posts on UrbanDictionary that calls them out, takes jokes as statements (especially online), and accepts every possible opportunity to act offended simply for the reason that there’s a chance to.

If you’re curious to know the ratio of how many of these people exist, look at the Thumbs Down button below, compared to the Thumbs Up button.

Do you want to come to the park?

“Uhm no, there might be another person in that 6000 square foot park, are you crazy??? I have an anxiety disorder. I need to scroll through Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter for the 13th time this hour and not actually read anything while I simultaneously order SkipTheDishes because I’m too fat and lazy to go cook.”

Uh ok, you do that. I’m gonna go hang out with friends.

“OMG NOBODY EVER HANGS OUT WITH

ME :(“

Anxiety Disorder by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023

Anxiety Blast 

When out of nowhere, you suddenly have major anxiety where you start having major Hollywood sass. An example of an anxiety blast is Starkeeesha, she never had sass before she had an anxiety blast. Now she is working for the Illuminati as her job is to kill specific targets.

Person 1: OMG I SO MAD
Person 2: You seem to be angry, how long has this happened?
Person 1: AUGHHHH
Person 2: I think you had an anxiety blast
Person 1: NO I DIDN'T GURLLL
Person 2: We must get rid of this right away, you are already acting like Starkeeesha.
Person 1: OK U LITTLE PUSSSSSY GURRRL
Person 2: Oh no.

Anxiety Blast by The Boy Lyric March 19, 2017

Anxiety disorder

me

when the anxiety disorder

Anxiety disorder by casual_moth December 24, 2022

anxiety tics 

For transgender people or people from non-straight sexualities.Mostly girls that do this.
They don't have anxiety tics before they change to the other gender/sexuality but when they change they tend to fake having tics and when you ask about them they say there anxiety tics basically for people who seek for attention.
If you come across someone like this don't bother talking to them.

Jemima: *fakes tics*
Bailey: do you have tourettes?
Jemima: no I don't

Bailey:let me guess, anxiety tics?
Jemima:yes *fakes again*
Bailey:oh shut up no you don't you just want attention

anxiety tics by Casual truther March 28, 2021

anxiety wave 

A feeling of extreme anxiety that rolls over you very strong and leaves you quickly. Extreme Fatigue and sweating usually follows.

All day I had anxiety wave, and now all I want to do is sleep.

anxiety wave by Pikachuandme October 11, 2017

Anxiety Amazon-ing 

When you're not prepared and you're not in control, so you just keep ordering things that *might* help.

I've been anxiety Amazon-ing every time I think about baby coming home.

Anxiety Amazon-ing by Beth X October 10, 2018