The specific moment directly after masturbation when your semen shoots up in the air, just to land back in your pubic hairs. The semen is typically hard to get out, and if not washed out in time, the cum will harden your pubic hairs in a white clump, which is painful to clean afterwards.
Jim: Yo last night I whacked the lizard, and I got mad Elmer’s pubes.
Francis: Wash it out with warm water and soap, that’s nasty.
Francis: Wash it out with warm water and soap, that’s nasty.
by yeetusdeletusforjesus March 8, 2019

Purveyor of Fruits
One of the original Vendors in the "Sandsverse"
Elmer is a Proboscis Monkey who is "Older than can be comprehended"
"Elmer is never not fucking"
One of the original Vendors in the "Sandsverse"
Elmer is a Proboscis Monkey who is "Older than can be comprehended"
"Elmer is never not fucking"
by DrewIsSleepy November 30, 2021

Elmo is a red Muppet character on the long-running PBS/HBO children's television show Sesame Street.2 A furry red monster with a falsetto voice, he has illeism, and also hosts the last full fifteen-minute segment (five minutes since 2017) on Sesame Street, "Elmo's World", which is aimed at toddlers. He was most often puppeteered by Kevin Clash, but since his resignation in late 2012, he has been puppeteered by Ryan Dillon.34
Elmer, the fire bender, is a bitch!
by The True Historian November 23, 2021

Elmer is very kind lol and he will give you a hug when you need it uhh hes a very cute dude👍 he is interesting and intelligent.👽👽
Hey look its elmer!
by BAJSURHRB May 14, 2021

Elmer, aka the best boyfriend ever will basically just be the most perfect guy you’ll ever meet.
He’s nice, SMART AS HELL, cute and handsome AND WILL FUCK YOU SO GOOD MNMGHFNMMMMF
He’s nice, SMART AS HELL, cute and handsome AND WILL FUCK YOU SO GOOD MNMGHFNMMMMF
- God I met this guy, he’s so perfect!
- Is his name Elmer?
- No..?
- THEN DUMP HIM AND FIND YOURSELF AN ELMER
- Is his name Elmer?
- No..?
- THEN DUMP HIM AND FIND YOURSELF AN ELMER
by mybootyjigglestoomuch January 15, 2025

by Adt2chaos December 6, 2022
