Nazi Amish

1. Members of the Mormon church

2. Peeps in Utah who belong to this amish type church with
fascist leanings.

The Nazi Amish came by this morning, pimpin their shit about the Book of Mormon

by Arcticcat October 14, 2007

anti-Amish

Against simplicity and minimalism. Being anti-Amish can be good, but it can also lead one to overlook the genius of Charles Bukowski and The Mountain Goats.

"Until I stop recording my cassettes with a ten year old boom box, I'm just never going to win over the anti-Amish demographic."
-John Darnielle

by JohnnyLurg August 1, 2011

amish nipples

nipples with large areolas

Those nipples are so large, they're practically amish nipples!

by ArtSignKillsMe October 26, 2006

Amish Handshake

An Amish handshake is when a man takes his fist and shoves it in another man’ s ass.
The term Amish handshake comes from the sound that the fisted ass makes similar to butter being churned in an Amish Community.

“Boy you look like you need a good first firm Amish handshake... you need that asshole loosened up a little son!”

by Nerdboy1982! December 25, 2019

Amish Lighthouse

A sexual act requiring two people (preferably with at least one male) and a candle. The male lays on his back on the floor then pulls his body up over his head so he is resting on his shoulder blades and neck. The partner then straddles his face and puts the lit candle in the males butthole. The partner then proceeds to give the male fellatio until the candle burns out.

Man, my neck is so stiff from doing the amish lighthouse last night.

by FuktheGaze October 13, 2016

Amish Roundhouse

A sexual act in which a man slathers/wipes cum on a woman's face like an Amish beard, and she proceeds to roundhouse-kick his testicles.

Leroy: "Aw, man I sure am sore today from that sex move last night."

Eli: "What for sex move?"

Leroy: "Martha Yoder have me an Amish Roundhouse."

Eli: "Sounds terrible painful."

Leroy : "Yeah, but coming from her it's worth it."

by gavalan May 31, 2019

Amish Plower

When you're doing a girl doggy-style, just when you are about to come, grab her hands and pull them towards you. This will force her head down to the carpet, so you will be able to shove her head around the carpet. May leave minor carpet marks.

Oh dude, I pulled an Amish Plower on Amy last night!

Mary, you'll never guess what Matt did last night!
What?
He pulled an Amish Plower on me!

by SjaakBraak December 14, 2010