Alvin and The Chipmunks 

Currently the world’s bestselling midget group. They formed in 1958 and now have multiple feature movies and are still hawt, despite being older than the Beatles.

They’re making another Alvin and the chipmunks movie, so brace yourselves for a level of furry midget ass that we have not yet experienced.

Alvin and The Chipmunks by El ritardo December 6, 2017

alvin mahon 

A insanely sexy Asian dude who happens to wank too much. He also has a habit of being shit at asking girls out and is at approximately 0 for 50 in the last few years

E.g. “Oi Alvin Mahon you fat shit cunt, Jamee’s over here”

alvin mahon by Freddies fatty September 5, 2019

Alvin and the chipmunks 

The act of inhaling helium and shoving a acorn up someone’s ass and singing “All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth”

“Man I just Alvin and the chipmunks this girl.”

Alvin and the chipmunks by Gucci Berry February 20, 2021

Alvin Kamara 

An OP New Orleans Saints running back that is carrying his team like a beast. He like Airheads too.

Here's a box of Airheads, Alvin Kamara

Alvin Kamara by schoolwack September 30, 2020

Alvin Man 

An extremely popular brand of condoms among the internet.
The Sole Proprietor of Alvin Man Condoms claims that has
never heard of anything along the lines of "Trojan Man"

woman: I think we need help...
man: we need help?
woman: ... in bed..
man: in bed?!?
Choir: ALVIN MAAAAAN
woman: oh alvin man!
Alvin Man: Hi, im alvin man, and im here to help
woman: to help?
Alvin Man: down there
Alvin Man: you see, I now come in a variety of flavours
Alvin Man: Like strawberry, or blueberry
Choir: ALVIN MAAAAAN
woman: oh alvin man!

Alvin Man by OpethWC August 18, 2006

Alvin York. 

A real badass, who killed 28 German, took 32 machine gun nests, and capturing a minium of 132 Germans(their were more). All by himself! He didn't have time to take cover, while being shot at! He was a real badass. Oh yea he was a pacifist.
This was in WWI.

Alvin York a real badass. He killed 28 Germans.

Dude 1: Rambo is badass

Dude 2; Rambo is a pussy compared to Alvin York.

Alvin York. by Audie Murphy. July 24, 2009

alvin yakatori 

Writer of the book "Kidnapped".

Alvin Yakatori wrote 'Kidnapped".

alvin yakatori by Jeferson Steelflex September 15, 2013