alexsexual

when you’re attracted to people named alex, male or female. this could be alexandra, alexandria, or alexander. other variants include aleksandra and aleksander.

“Maybe you’re alexsexual.”
“What does that mean?”
“Only people named ‘alex’ can make you nut.”

by bubblebuttcherry May 16, 2018

Abrosexual

a very very cool person (you now owe anybody that identifies as an abrosexual person, 100 dollars.)

Abro: i need 100 bucks desperately.
Friend: dude thats insane, i can’t help you.
Abro: but dawg, im an abrosexual!
Friend: oh pardon me im so sorry *hands over 100 dollars in cash*

by gihunsexy December 12, 2022

alcosexual

A man who is attracted to beer over women. It's a growing trend over the repetitive use of the idea in American beer ads.

Girl 1: Kelsie, help...
Girl 2: What's wrong?
Girl 1: They guy you hooked me up with, turns out he's pretty weird.
Girl 2: Is he a homosexual?
Girl 1: Worse. An alcosexual.

by Smart American Male June 6, 2010

Halosexual

1. Someone that has been playing Halo and Halo 2 so long that they begin to think that cortana is hot.

2. Me.

Dude, Cortana is so hott!
No dude, she isn't.
HEY FUCK YOU MAN!

by VOCOR_GAMING_SYSTEM January 24, 2005

albasexual

attraction to Alba Flores

parents: are you bisexual?
you: no, i'm albasexual

by najclalba January 26, 2021

Abrosexual

A sexual orientation that describes somebody who's sexual preference changes based on different events and situations.(e.g. a bad/good encounter with a boy lowers/raises the attraction of men in general).

I am abrosexual

by licherlay July 17, 2022

ammosexual

A male who refuses to wear anything resembling pastels. He believes turtles are for soup, not for necks. Starbucks? The only buck this man cares about is a 12-pointer. No hair gels, no blow dryers, no skin care products, no breath mints, no socks with little pictures on them. Sushi? That's bait. Manscaping? Only if that refers to sewing up your own wound.

Dave's belief that any vehicle without a ball hitch isn't street legal is clear evidence the man is an ammosexual.

by spalds2009 October 21, 2009