Aliens

Visitors from another a different planet. That take deep interest in the human race. They are known to come in all shapes and sizes and abduct people usually at night. However not all extraterrestrials have intentions of harming people, in fact some want to help strengthen are race before we become a tragedy.

Agent Scully: Molder what is that you saw?

Agent Mulder: Scully I think I saw Aliens!

by 2Blessed2BeStressed May 24, 2016

Alien Legs

A mafia-style torture, where the victims legs are made to bend at the knee the opposite way they usually do, making the victim look like an alien.

Christ, what did they do to his knees? Can he even walk?

Oh, you know, he was hanging with the wrong crowd, someone gave him the old alien legs.

by Evan Wunsch March 29, 2005

hooded alien

Noun; An uncircumsized penis.

She wouldn't blow him because he had a hooded alien, and she doesn't like packaging on her meat.

by Becky C. May 27, 2008

aliens

A creature from another planet. It doesn't have to be a smart one. Unlike the lies that media bullshit tells you, aliens would NOT look like us, they would look completely different, so that they could adapt with the conditions on their planet. Also, just because we are carbon-based doesn't mean that they are.

Aliens are not like us at all, except for the fact that they live.

by Theaphelia September 13, 2003

Alien Sex Fiend

One of the greatest bands to emerge from the 80's London goff/deathrock scene, ASF make fun, dark music "that has resisted over 20 years worth of attempts at pigeonholing, issuing 12 barrier-breaking studio albums". Their music has been described as "a strange and unholy grafting together of percolating synth rhythms and a ghoulish, theatric aesthetic." Fronted by the raving Nik Fiend and the lovely Mrs. Fiend, Alien Sex Fiend still make amazing music to this day.

Alien Sex Fiend makes me feel like a groovy ghoul.

by Lakini Malich February 29, 2004

Aliens Vs. Predator Syndrome

Incorrectly praising an artists work for something that the artist did not intend to do.

Etymology: The game Aliens Vs. Predator for the Atari Jaguar was praised for the heightened tension created by the fact that certain enemies didn't make any noise when they saw you, however this was really only because the game cartridge could not fit any more sounds onto it.

The praise of the complex verbiage of James Joyce is actually Aliens Vs. Predator Syndrome, he was in fact simply drunk.

by John Balance July 2, 2006

Alien Weaponry

Any masturbation or sexual enhancement device. Many have crazy shapes, colors, and textures all of which resemble weapons from another world. However, these devices are not deadly!

Dildos, vibrators, fleshlights, anal beads, and buttplugs fall into this category.

Guy 1: "OMG IT'S a NEURALIZER!!"
Guy 2: "She has some kind of Alien Weaponry!"
Woman 1: "No, it's just my vibrator..."

by FIFINATOR March 20, 2010