paul alfred giltendez

paul alfred giltendez
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why are you so paul alfred giltendez
idk ur so balls

by balls amongus March 26, 2022

Alexander Alfred Weston

a bruh that is very epic.

poopoo
peepee
stink

Man: look its Alexander Alfred Weston
Alexander Alfred Weston: actually you dont have to say Alexander Alfred Weston, you can just say Alex.
Man: ok then
Alexander Alfred Weston: gimme some pizza bruh

by LemonMaster66 April 5, 2020

Alfred The Dead Kid

Also known as "Brendan Forester" he used to have a channel with over 70 subscribers called "alfred the dead kid" but deleted it due to tons of toxic stuff happening there and drama.

Alfred the dead kid had a girlfriend who cheated on him which hurt him, thats one reason he quit youtube,he has yet to date another girl and says "he will never date again because he doesn't want to go through that again"

by Pastelowouwu July 2, 2020

Pulling an Alfred Hitchcock

Jerking off while someone is nearby, creating a feeling of suspense.

Oh shit there's someone outside, I'll have to pull an Alfred Hitchcock.

Pulling an Alfred Hitchcock

by SheevTheSenate66 October 20, 2021

Alfred E. Neuman

A stupid person.

That kids a real AEN.

by Anonymous October 14, 2003

Alfred

Stupid, loud, idiotic. If you had a 6 year old child on sugar, this is what they'd be called. (Female variation - Phebe)
(Bonus if they want to be a cowboy!)

An Alfred is a type of human which you should never fiddle with. They're probably in 3rd Grade. Beware, don't be an Alfred.

My son is an Alfred, I'm now depressed.

by K. Spirit September 9, 2021

Alfred

He’s a walking contradictions sometimes he looks just like a regular guy, but most of the times he seems so unpredictable. He’s calm, but he can offend anyone when it comes to fact based conversations, people can see him as an unstable person but the fact is he’s constantly reconsidering everything inside his twisted head. He loves love, occasionally romantic even though misunderstoodly seems like an emotionless bastard, he’s a shy guy but he has big dick energy and will smack your ass if you happen to be in the same bed with him.

the ex-wife: “It’s Alfred, my ex-husband... I could never understand him, but damn I can’t stop thinking about him either.”

the current girlfriend: “I think I just slept with your ex-husband last night.”

by emeralda_therose November 23, 2021