aleks

the stupidest math program ever. i hate it, and so do you. it is used in some places to help kids with math, but it just makes them want to commit suicide. it is very dumb because it makes parents think that their kids want to do math, which, duh, they don't. so next time, before you go onto aleks, be sure to stop, look, and throw your computer out the window. no one likes it.

did you do all your aleks minutes?

no.

good for you.

by silentfridge December 11, 2007

aleah

another, and much better, way to spell Aaliyah. Also a beautiful baby girl.

Aleah is a beautiful baby girl.

by AmberDawn November 3, 2006

Aleph

1: The place where all points of the universe come together.

Etymology:: JL BORGES, The Aleph, 1942.

2: the 1st letter of the Hebrew alphabet
Etymology: Hebrew Aleph, probably from eleph ox
Date: 14th century

Borges admits that he found an aleph on the 19th step of the basement. It helped him write better.

by Nco November 16, 2003

alek

a term used to describe a man with a big penis

Person 1: "Did you see his penis? It's huge!"

Person 2: "Ya, he's pretty alek."

by wetwillie73 February 5, 2009

aleksa

really awesome magical entity-thought to be an alien by some;always well dressed

i wish aleksa would just appear with some cap'n crunch

by Mr. Blinky October 16, 2008

Alek

Alek Is The Heterosexual Way Of Spelling Alec.

Person One: "Sooo...How do you spell your name?"
"With A 'C' right?"

Person Two: "Fuck No, Im Not Gay"

Person One: "Ohhhh...Ok, So 'Alek'"

by Cheese From Space September 13, 2007

alekzander

It stands for a male that is very hyperactive, can say the wrong thing at the wrong time, thinks himself as an ugly person, some agree and some do not, can either play sports or like to play music, sometimes both. If needed he will fight for what he believes in, even if he's gonna get his ass kicked. He can be your best friend, or your worst enemy. Will be loyal to anyone if he thinks they deserve it. Someone could die and he would not care if he didn't know them or didn't like them, is very romantic and likes to stay in long relationships, but if the girl cheats or tries to, he would have already known and cheated before she could

Girl:he can't stay still for ten minutes
Girl 2:He seems like an Alekzander

by Anonymous7127 January 16, 2017