Alberto

Drives a fast truck

Alberto drives a really fucking fast truck

by Fstasfboi November 23, 2021

Alberto

Short kings with the biggest dick you’ll ever see

“Oh your such an Alberto”

by Johnathan smiths February 23, 2023

Alberto

the Leader of the Shrek fan Club hates SixSwords Drinks way too much Pepsi

Hey did you know about Alberto Holy shit that's the coolest Motherfucker in existence

by +Alberto+ December 31, 2023

Alberto-Culver

an American corporation with international sales whose principal business was manufacturing hair and skin beauty care products under such brands

In 2005, the Alberto-Culver company bought out Nexxus, a salon hair care company established in 1979

by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023

Alberto-Culver

an American corporation with international sales whose principal business was manufacturing hair and skin beauty care products

Alberto-Culver was purchased by consumer goods company Unilever on September 27, 2010 for US$3.7 billion

by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023

Alberto

He is overacting in every situation.

Alberto is an asshole who like to suck d^ck. He lies a lot to get people’s attention.

by Coolaid178 September 12, 2022

Alberto

Alberto is a boy, a smart boy who loves karate, football, a b**ch named Mariana but she will leave and then and only then will he meet nut, and Pablo is his nickname btw, pablo really likes nut he puts it in his mouth and everywhere.

Alberto: i really like nut.
Nut: i like u too;)

by Iloveu jk December 13, 2021