Ahmed

a unstoppable wrestler and really awsome. More awsome than Nishat

Nerd:"Oh man i'm fighting a bully because i was trying to stand up for myself. I wish i could be a Ahmed so i can be a wrestler and never get wedgies and be awesome"
Nerds best friend:" Why dont you become a Ahmed.

by ksiolajidebt November 17, 2012

Ahmed

English translation:
A very simple man that likes reading books and giving money to the poor and feeding poor children and he doesn’t like boobs

Arabic translation
أحمد رجل يحب الديود و اللعب بالخداق

English stranger: that is Ahmed he loves children
Arabic stranger: أبتعد عن أحمد سوف يلعب بديودك

by John Chambobly August 19, 2020

Ahmed

bigbigbiglarge penis he uses xxxxxxxxl condoms

Do you know Ahmed?
Obviously, he has the biggest penis I've ever seen

by bigpig penis September 8, 2019

Abiy Ahmed

A man famous for making shit up and convincing others of conspiracy theory

Or famous for spreading conspiracy theory

Origin: The 4th Ethiopian PM who always tricks the house of representative to believe every shit.

Guy1: Hey you know Samson believes water molecules in Holy water have different molecular structure?
Guy2: Ya man. Samson is such Abiy Ahmed. He also believes in flat earth.

by MadHabesha December 10, 2020

ahmed builder

Terms may refer to an ass or a dog's ass in specific. Born in the mountains of piss.

Also refers to a homosexual who feeds on shit and human misery. Often confused with the word Super-cunt, however this word is a superlative level of the adjective

"ahmed builder used to have the poo poo party with the reptilians"

" I saw that shemale shaving his vagina, such an ahmedbuilder"

"The people were frightened because Ahmed builder would come and eat all the fertilizer leaving the agriculural avenues barren"

by Lord Latex May 4, 2014

Armed Jakes

Feds (police) that are armed. This is usually used in UK slang.

"Got Armed Jakes in the trap house, asked broski we can make it out"

by Mad Drillaaaa 69 420 May 31, 2020

Ahmed's Mask

Ahmed's mask is a powerful being. It is an alien who has taken over the body of a man named Ahmed but continues to pretend to just be a mask. The mask controls Ahmed's body and what he thinks. There are no known sightings of Ahmed without this mask. There is no known cure for Ahmed.

Guys I think Ahmed is being possessed by an EVIL mask.
NOOOOOOOOO
Ahmed's Mask must be stopped.

by JonesGotBones October 21, 2022