afterlater

An ambiguous time period, literally After later, usually used when something probably won't get done.

Dad: Son, when are you going to clean your room?

Son: Don't worry dad, I'll do it afterlater.

by Obeythefist March 20, 2008

afterbating

The warm glow you feel, rendering you relaxed and unwilling to move after a particularly intense masturbation session.

Wow, that was great! I was afterbating for 10 minutes before I heard my roommates key in the door and I had to scramble to obfuscate what I'd been doing

by Kaiser Soce May 24, 2014

Afterdate

Where you go to after your date.

I hate this guy. Good thing my afterdate will be waiting for me.

by JeanneInABottle February 18, 2015

aftermidhight

Aftermidhight is a twitter user that has 1.2k followers and 99% of the time their tweets are jokes so dont take it seriously. Shoutout to my friends that most likely wont read this, but thanks for reading anyways. Also go follow aftermidhight thanks.

"aftermidhight is so cute, id totally date them"

by aftermidhight May 25, 2020

aftermarket

A person who's skill level isn't on parr with the task at hand.
But rather is chosen as an alternative to the desired individual in mind.

You're not getting the results you want because you keep getting those aftermarket-assed off brands to do the job!

by linclu October 7, 2020

aftermaddi

a fanpage of a famous girl called charli

she doesn’t post but she will do anything for her fans.

aftermaddi wants 2k

by uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhello January 28, 2021

asstermath

A particularly egregious act typically inflicted to or by a person’s anus.

In the asstermath of their romp Wendy and Jill were appalled by the things they had just enjoyed.

The janitor was nauseated by the asstermath he he found in the stall.

by 2dot August 23, 2022