afghan broth

a synonim for methamphetamine

"Sarge said he found a few towelheads cookin' afghan broth in yesterdays' raid on that compound."

by Fallujah_was_an_inside_job July 7, 2024

fat afghan

someone you simply dont like

John: Did u see that new kid in school?

Peter: Yeah, he looks like a pretty fat afghan

by majorSalzig February 14, 2019

Afghan barbecue

When you Dutch oven someone but let a full poo out.

Last night sucked, this guy gave me an Afghan barbecue.

by Dickhole6669cuk January 16, 2022

Afghan

The most powerful people in the world

your overlord

superpower graveyard
hot men

suicide bombers originate from Afghanistan which makes them hot i mean thicc i mean black men kissing.... Afghan

by afgan suicide bomber daddy 123 September 24, 2021

afghan tuxedo

a suicide bomber vest

"Abdul-Hakim Al-Shabbab Durka-Mohammed looks wonderful in his Afghan tuxedo. He shall enjoy his virgins in heaven after teaching the infidels a lesson!"

- Khadem Al-Riyat Durka-Boomalat

by BJ85 May 14, 2024

The afghan pullout

While engaging in sexual intercourse, one partner pulls out way too early, leaving the other partner confused and alone.

She asked "what happened?". Nobody was there to answer because Joe gave her "the afghan pullout".

by Viking_Bryan November 3, 2021

Afghan Backhand

The Afghan back is a just another way of rubbing one out, having a wank, belting one out on the blue veined banjo masturbating for short. This style originates from the middle east which incorperates a method of sneakyness slash egotistical masturbation.

The process of the Afghan Backhand starts with bending your wrist back cutting off the blood to your hand for at least 10 mins this will render your hand anesthetized. Now prop your right leg up unto a table and with your right hand reach back around the outside of your thigh and grab your penis. Because of the lose of sensation in your digits and the limited vision from your thigh you may find it hard to locate your cock. Dont give up you only have a limited time to nutt one out before the feeling comes back to your hand and the deceite seeps in. Enjoy!

by nutbags August 17, 2010