A store that only people who are absolutely jealous would criticize. The sad truth is that most all of the people that bitch about Abercrombie are the goths, punks, outcasts, and people who just plain can't afford it anyway. You are NOT being unique by wearing something from K-Mart. And, if you are goth or punk, you are not being unique either because you all wear the SAME THING TOO. I guarantee most of the people who posted negatively fit into one of these other groups. Abercrombie isn't prep. It's stylish. Vintage. Comfortable. A sign of a lifestyle a person has. THe only people I would say I hate who wear Abercrombie are the ones that wear it just to fit in, not because they like it or they have the lifestyle Abercrombie says about them.
Table of goths, druggies, and punks at lunch: Dude, look at those Abercrombie kids. They are soooo not unique. I mean, really, everyone at our table is wearing a completely different shade of black. We're really unique.
Table of popular Abercrombies: Dude, who gives a rip about those people over there? We're cool and we get lots of "action" so who cares? Let them cut their wrists and wish they were rich. Haha. Next subject.
Table of popular Abercrombies: Dude, who gives a rip about those people over there? We're cool and we get lots of "action" so who cares? Let them cut their wrists and wish they were rich. Haha. Next subject.
by Man of Adventure December 13, 2005
A store that is amazingly casual and comfy. Middle class poor students usually look up to the brand, and only buy thier products on special occasions.
Otherwise everyone who loves casual clothing at great prices shops here for everything. American Eagle and Hollister are just stupid rip-offs for people to poor to afford the real thing. I wear it when I am too lazy to put on something nice. Thier clothes are great for large quantity shopping, like back-to-school.
Please note that anyone who bashes Abercrombie only does so because they are too POOR to afford it. In other words they are just jealous.
Otherwise everyone who loves casual clothing at great prices shops here for everything. American Eagle and Hollister are just stupid rip-offs for people to poor to afford the real thing. I wear it when I am too lazy to put on something nice. Thier clothes are great for large quantity shopping, like back-to-school.
Please note that anyone who bashes Abercrombie only does so because they are too POOR to afford it. In other words they are just jealous.
poor guy(only makes 100,000 a year):
"Dude, I totally HATE abercrombie, the only people who shop thier are stupid rich brats."
sensible person:
"Yeah well your just jealous because all you can afford is an american eagle tee shirt, and your a stupid loser."
poor guy:
"Oh yeah your probably right, maybe I should learn to read too..."
"Dude, I totally HATE abercrombie, the only people who shop thier are stupid rich brats."
sensible person:
"Yeah well your just jealous because all you can afford is an american eagle tee shirt, and your a stupid loser."
poor guy:
"Oh yeah your probably right, maybe I should learn to read too..."
by carley816 July 27, 2008
The type of clothing worn by Aberzombies, a peculiar specimin which infest college campuses and upscale suburban high schools across the North American landmass.
Nominally a human being, the Aberzombie is easily identifiable by large advertisements worn on its chest and buttox. It tends to come from wealthy stock, drives an SUV and mates exclusively with other Aberzombies.
The musical taste of the Aberzombie is limited to bands like Dave Matthews and O.A.R. Its SUV is typically emblazoned with a sticker reading "DMB" so as to communicate its bland taste in music to potential mates.
The Aberzombie is not without its natural enemies, however. Most prominent among them are independent thought and a sense of style. The Aberzombie will go to great lengths not to face such horrific ideas, most often by associating only with fellow Aberzombies. In the rare case that it is exposed to outside ideas/free thought, it will utilize its only defense mechanism: complaining that others are envious and simply cannot afford Abercrombie clothing.
Nominally a human being, the Aberzombie is easily identifiable by large advertisements worn on its chest and buttox. It tends to come from wealthy stock, drives an SUV and mates exclusively with other Aberzombies.
The musical taste of the Aberzombie is limited to bands like Dave Matthews and O.A.R. Its SUV is typically emblazoned with a sticker reading "DMB" so as to communicate its bland taste in music to potential mates.
The Aberzombie is not without its natural enemies, however. Most prominent among them are independent thought and a sense of style. The Aberzombie will go to great lengths not to face such horrific ideas, most often by associating only with fellow Aberzombies. In the rare case that it is exposed to outside ideas/free thought, it will utilize its only defense mechanism: complaining that others are envious and simply cannot afford Abercrombie clothing.
by Kim Jong-Il January 12, 2005
When you're in a dimly lit room that's blasting house and trance music and people yell "Hey what's goin' on?" at you. That's abercrombiance.
by bennana443 April 03, 2009
A clothing store that is so expensive that gift certificates make you pay extra for the clothes you buy. The company will, in many cases, "pre-wrinkle" the shirts for you. Jeans can also be purchased with a holes already in them. The clothes feel, oddly enough, like they've already been used.
by CardsMcGwire8 September 15, 2003
People who come on to Urbandictionary to bitch about Abercrombie seriously need to get a life. I don't shop there myself, but I wouldn't bitch about it. If you don't like it, just go somewhere else.
by david smith, jr. March 21, 2008
A clothing story that will give you popularity in exchange for your dignity, self-respect, and a shitload of cash. Mommy's little boys and girls shop there to fit an image and to cover up their low self-esteem. This store preys on sexually-deprived horny teenagers. Plus, for girls, abercrombie shirts give you breasts. Abercrombie clothing is a great way to spot a whore - it's quite helpful in judging people. Shit, man, I'm only gonna be a walking billboard if I'm gonna get paid for it...why would I pay to be able to advertise?? WHATS WRONG WITH OUR SOCIETY??
Doug: Hey, DUDE, if I buy this abercrombie shirt...girls will have sex with me.
Ashley: Hey, if i buy this abercrombie shirt...ill go from an A to a C! Then the boys will know I'm E-Z!!!
Ashley: Hey, if i buy this abercrombie shirt...ill go from an A to a C! Then the boys will know I'm E-Z!!!
by PunkRockWhore January 07, 2005