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Argentine Guido

They are an ethnic group of half breeds (Italian/Argentine) from the middle of Indonesia/Sicily and they migrated to Patagonia in Argentina. They set up tents called "All'hupwa", Which is spelled in English how it sounds. Moving as tribes, many Argentine Guidos have their own customs and traditions. One of the most famous rituals is the "Gárgara de Pelotas". It entails the beating of a cowhide while purging the soul by swimming in goat blood and eating dog scrotum. Currently the Argentine Govornment is trying to crack down hard on this ritual because many castrated dogs survive and live unhappy lives and animal rights organizations, such as PETA or the ASPCA, are opposing the natives and their customs.
"Yo look at dos crazy mofos! Dey must b Argentine Guidos or some sh@tt like that."
"Sorry we don't allow Argentine Guidos into this building"
"Please stop castrating my dog. You are like an Argentine Guido or something!!"
by TechnoPsycho October 5, 2009
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Argentined

The feeling of getting close to something and not achieving it
I went to this premier show the other day, I was so close to shaking hands with Angelina Jolie. But when I was about to, she left from the spot. I was so Argentined!
by The WordBug July 16, 2014
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Argintinian Submarine

When a Russian Submarine goes terribly wrong.
Lawyer: “Please describe for the court the events of the night in question.”
Defendant: “Well we started out great; dinner dancing drinks. We came home and wanted to be adventurous, so we thought we’d take a run at trying the Russian Submarine. But I accidentally kept her head under too long and it turned in to an Argintinian Submarine.”
by Veddhartha April 21, 2018
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Argentism

(n); The study of reincarnation before life
Description: When u die, your life flashes before your eyes. Then, u wake up in your next life. And that’s why babies cry!!! Think about it, u don’t remember anything as a baby.

Background: Founded by Matt J. Argentino and Russell J. Brueckner on May 9, 2018. The magic happened at JV baseball game in East Meadow.

BE A FOLLOWER!!!!!! BE ARGENTINO!!!!! TODAY!!!!
Bro do u believe in Argentism becuase I am a devoted follower?
by Mystery_Rapist6969 June 4, 2018
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Argentinea

A common fungal disease of the feet, mostly caught in South America, where moisture is trapped on the feet and causes fungal infection.
Bob caught Argentinea in South America
by Jack De January 23, 2009
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Argentinian

To have your bum waxed ...in a similar way that a Braziaian is a waxed pubic area an Argentinian is a waxed bum.

Typically done prior to medical proceedures in or around the anus (eg piles). Also called an Auggie for short.
Hey Damo, I belive you had an Argentinian recently so they could do your hemmaroids.
by Barry Howell December 20, 2004
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argentinarican

A person who is a mix of Argentian and Puerto Rican decent.
ex: My mami is puerto rican and my papi is argentinian, so I am an Argentinarican.
by Mami Chula November 8, 2006
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