First you must roam the neighborhood and round up (or steal) a beagle. Then, the hard part...locate an willing apache and bring him/her home. Put them both into a room with a one-way mirror, and then you and your sexual partner do whatever they do.
Last night my girl and I were bored, so we decided to mix things up and do a bit of apache beagling. It started out kinda boring but by the third hour things were completely off the sicktor scale.
by cristolin March 7, 2011
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"Jack's girlfriend died of an internal bacterial infection because he gave her an Apache Handbag during sex."
by Mushrooms? January 13, 2009
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In order to execute a text book flaming apache, first you need to light the girls pubic hair on fire right before you are about to bust, then you bust your load all over the fire in order to put out. (try at own risk)
When that bitches pubes went up in flames i almost thought of just letting them burn, but i decided the flaming apache was the way to go.
by A.K January 10, 2005
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Honey. Find a towel. We're gonna have an apache scalping party. It's my turn to do laundry tomorrow (or, leave the maid a big tip).
by Diamond Jack October 22, 2012
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Government which consist of the same rules as democracy with a few minor changes depending on country. One consistent rule is that every time this Government is elected; The government chooses a person in which that person has to where a paper bag on their head for the rest of his life.
Government which consist of the same rules as democracy with a few minor changes depending on country. One consistent rule is that every time this Government is elected; The government chooses a person in which that person has to where a paper bag on their head for the rest of his life.
by Biggy K March 16, 2005
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TOO MUCH COLOGNE GUY and TOO MUCH PERFUME BITCH who smell like they batghed in it!
TOO MUCH COLOGNE GUY and TOO MUCH PERFUME BITCH who smell like they batghed in it!
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