APAW 

acronym for "Annoying People At Work;" basically, the useless wastes of space at your job who annoy the living shit out of you

APAW's include:

1) INAPPROPRIATE COMMENT GUY who says the worst possible things at the worst possible times because he thinks they're funny
2) FAT BITCH who claims to be on a diet but always eats "just a little" from everyone's lunch. Stay away from my bacon cheesburger, bitch!
3) THE CREEPER who manages to visit you at the worst possible time and you don't see or hear him coming
4) ANAL RETENTIVE BOSS makes you account for your entire day in 15-minute increments by filing TPS reports
5) MR. PARTY always manages to get away with putting noontime visits to the titty bar on his expense reports. "I was entertaining a customer. I can expense 25 lap dances for that as long as I talk business!"
6) CHEMICAL WEAPON GUY always manages to stink up the restroom with his Atomic Shits

APAW by Bozz Hawg April 15, 2004

APAW 

An acronym for All Phish All Week. Commonly started on a Monday morning when you really need a serious Phix to get the week started. Once started, it is very unlucky to stop an APAW mid-week. For those hesitant to commit, an APAD (All Phish All Day) is recommended.

I rolled into work this morning and knew the only way to survive the week was with an APAW.

APAW by Jamie Kennedy May 14, 2008

apaw 

APAW's also include

TOO MUCH COLOGNE GUY and TOO MUCH PERFUME BITCH who smell like they batghed in it!

Damn! I can smell too much cologne guy coming!

apaw by Super Guy April 16, 2004

APAWLB 

All Portlanders Are Whiny Little Bitches.

Referring to how residents of Portland, OR spend their days complaining, moaning, bitching, or acting like an all around annoying dramatic pussy instead doing something productive.

Guy1: Did you see that dude have a mental breakdown when he found out Hillary lost the election? He was acting feminine AF.

Guy 2: Yeah, APAWLB.

APAWLB by Rmthd93 October 19, 2020

apawkalypse 

1. The most awkward situation imaginable.

2. An awkward situation to end all previous awkward situations. The culmination of all awkwardness up to this point.

1. Man, those two guys I slept with last weekend both may show up tonight. This could be the apawkalypse.

2. Apawkalypse tonight - We've been acting weird around each other for too long. I'm finally confronting my crush and telling her how I feel.

apawkalypse by krkyjay July 14, 2009

purrfect apawcalypse 

Its the best killing furry game ever you cannot disagree with me

I love playing purrfect apawcalypse

purrfect apawcalypse by Sans x Nagito November 21, 2021

APAWC 

All Presidents Are War Criminals
Similar to ACAB. All U.S. presidents have committed war crimes since the 1945-1946 Nuremberg Trials and, if held to the same standards, would be tried in an International Court of Justice for their crimes.

“Do you like Trump, or Biden?”
“Eh. APAWC.”

APAWC by Swmc January 19, 2021