ambush horse cock

A term/meme originally coined on The Friend Society Forums. That has spread to other forums.

1. When a pornographic movie unexpectantly becomes a beastiality movie by the introduction of an animal at the point when the viewer is usually fully aroused, often to the disgust and dismay of the viewer.

2. When a male animal is introduced into a pornographic movie, often taking the female actress engaged by complete surprise.

3. When one is viewing a pornographic website and is unexpectedly exposed to questionable or relatively disgusting or unarousing material.

4. Any unexpected boner killing material found in a pornographic movie or website.

The term is used as an expression of surprise and disgust.

I was viewing this porn site once and it was full of really hot girls, then all of a sudden, BAM, ambush horse cock!

That ambush horse cock totally killed my boner!

by tfcdomprice January 3, 2008

Ambulocetus

An ambulocetus is an incredibly fat person. This person is beyond whale fat. the term comes from the /fit/ board on 4chan. an ambulocetus was a large land mammal that evolved into whales. it has been called the walking whale, so fatasses are now called ambulocetus's on /fit/

Yeah dude, she's totally an ambulocetus

by Concerned /fit/izen July 3, 2011

Porn ambush

(verb); To suddenly expose someone to graphic images or video of hardcore pornographic materials.

(noun); A spontanious showing of pornographic material unbeknownst to the recipients.

(verb); I totally porn ambushed Mack while he was watching television.

(noun); Dude he got you with that porn ambush last night Mack.

by sneakyhighwaters August 27, 2009

ambush creampie

When the female is unaware and disproves when the male ejaculates inside of her. Usually responded in panic.

Male: I just came inside of you

Female: What??? Are you fucking serious??

Male: I just got you pregnant. *Laughs*

Female: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT?

Male: I did an ambush creampie for the video.

Female: Oh my fucking god you asshole. We're getting Plan B after this video.

by lakebehemoth February 5, 2014

Ambuboydem

Slang term for the emergency health services and/or an ambulance.

Vikram: "Ohhh bruv dun knoe, best be on our guard, the AMBUBOYDEM's about!!"

Malik: "Skeen bruv i'm equipped"

by Jazzy-Singh December 28, 2010

ambulance

A vehicle designed for the transport of sick or injured persons, usually divided up into 2 versions, BLS (Basic Life Support) and ALS (Advanced Life Support) There are many types of ambulances, Type I, Type II, and Type III, as well as HUMVEE ambulances for the United States military. In the early days, ambulances were simply horse drawn carriages which injured soldiers were laid on. The six sided blue cross on the ambulance is known as the Star of Life, each edge representing its own purpose.

black guy in POS chevy: nigga I HATE red lights
EMT in ambulance: NIGGA WHAT? *Turns on siren, blares through traffic like a true badass*

by keenanthesperry November 18, 2006

Ambulance Chaser

Member of the legal profession; someone who assists accident victims in getting compensation for avoidable or, more usually, unavoidable reasons (IE being compensated for tripping over a loose floor tile). Also used to describe anyone who profits from others' misfortune.

"That ambulance-chaser tried to get my aunt to sign a contract after her accident. She was still in her hospital bed!"

by Wings_SWmud September 23, 2003