Joe: "Wow, James is drinking and it's only 7 AM."
Mike: "He's a high functioning alcoholic. He says he needs it to function."
Joe: "So he's a severe alcoholic who needs help then."
Mike: "He's a high functioning alcoholic. He says he needs it to function."
Joe: "So he's a severe alcoholic who needs help then."
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Someone who is impossible of spending more than 5 minutes in an airport without getting drunk. Often, used as an coping mechanism for flying anxiety.
Friend 1: I freak out every time I fly.
Friend 2: How are you going to handle that flight to Amsterdam?
Friend 1: I’m an airport alcoholic.
Friend 1: There is was a thunderstorm, so all flights were delayed for 2 hours.
Friend 2: Oh, fuck.
Friend 1: Yeah, everyone just became an airport alcoholic like me.
Friend 2: How are you going to handle that flight to Amsterdam?
Friend 1: I’m an airport alcoholic.
Friend 1: There is was a thunderstorm, so all flights were delayed for 2 hours.
Friend 2: Oh, fuck.
Friend 1: Yeah, everyone just became an airport alcoholic like me.
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" Lindsay and Danielle have a Major in Alcoholicnomics."
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"Im major-ing in Alcoholicnomics in university. "
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2. three things that, if used correctly, can give any person a sense of great satisfaction. Some people like one more than the others, but not one person can say that they do not get joy from at least one of them.
2. three things that, if used correctly, can give any person a sense of great satisfaction. Some people like one more than the others, but not one person can say that they do not get joy from at least one of them.
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I can't believe I lost my car AGAIN on Friday night, I swear, my alcohalzheimer's is getting really bad.
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"Georgie, get out of the toilet I have to release some alco-plops"
"Mum get a towel I just shit my bed"
"Mum get a towel I just shit my bed"
by Mike Raphael May 9, 2007
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