Kevin Alonso

My bae (sometimes Helenas but usually mine)

"You're dating Kevin Alonso right?" "Yuh yuh." "Isn't he a character from identity v?" "ARF BARJK GRR AARF ARF BGRRRRR BAK BAKR ABARK BARK"

by Kevin Alonsos bae forever January 28, 2021

Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast

The place where I stole the margarine

Yes indeed, here we are!
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Where I stole the mar-juh-reen
An' widdled on the Bingo Cards in lieu of the latrine
I saw a handsome parish lady
Make her entrance like a queen
Why she was totally chenille
And her old man was a Marine
As she abused a sausage pattie
And said why don't you treat me mean?
(Hurt me, hurt me, hurt me, ooh)
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
(Hah! Good God! Get off the bus!)
Where I stole the mar-juh-reen

Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Oo-oo-wah

by Wicked Uncle Ernie December 25, 2022

Alonso

Someone filled with opportunities to escalate his relationship with someone but not doing anything about it

"YO last night at the party I almost kissed her"
"Really? what happened?"
"I acted like a total Alonso

by NOTANALONSO April 30, 2019

Alfonzo

To rub and relieve sore genitalia.

Man I pulled a muscle in my groin at practice, I could use an alfonzo.

by Jalapeno De Aweschomeness January 19, 2009

Alfons

He is hella gay lmao

Alfons = gay lul

by The guy who is hella gamer April 20, 2020

alfonzo

1.a person who lacks the ability to have a meaningful conversation or an intellectual conversation and often makes inappropriate jokes and is usually perverted and not very mature.

2.a very stupid person

3.a word that can be used to describe anything or anyone with any meaning you want just keep the meaning to yourself so they will be confused and not know what you mean.

1.dude your a total alfonzo

2.man you know that new kid he was a total alfonzo.

by lucky_louie May 20, 2009

afonso

Afonso, someone who loves smoking and making puns. Also known as the kings of puns, Afonsos always know how to make people want to never hear another pun in their life.

"See that guy? What's his name?"

"Afonso."

"I knew it!"

by That One Hetalian October 22, 2015