Spirit Airlines

A disgrace to Aeronautics that makes you pay more for peanuts than the tickets.

Flight Attendant: Would you like to have a seat? That would be $1,500
Passenger: How are you not giving everyone seats on an Airplane? AN AIRPLANE?
Flight Attendant: What did you think, this is Spirit Airlines, your ticket was $589.99

by Philip, Duke of Parma March 7, 2023

Boomerang Bros. International Airlines

The competitor for Galaxy Airlines in the Mushroom Kingdom. An airline company with great planes.

Boomerang Bros. International Airlines is the one I use.

by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021

Virgin Airlines

The nickname of the greatest nfl quarterback ever, the virgin Tim Tebow

Virgin Airlines throwing it deep

by Lost Lagoon December 21, 2010

United Airlines

United Airlines well put your name in a computer and kick you off.

Captain: Sir you have to get off

Doc:I WANNA GO HOME

United Airlines

by EmoKidWithNoLife April 15, 2017

American Airlines

The DMV of Airlines. American has no shame when it comes to wasting their passengers time. They book so many flights that if a plane lands early it will have to sit and wait for its scheduled arrival time because they wont have a gate available to accomodate it. Baggage takes longer than any other airline with an average wait of 25 minutes after arrival but sometimes as long as an hour. American doesnt try because they think theyre "too big to fail" and they know there will not be a shortage of customers who want cheap flights.

Im glad American Airlines got my baggege out before I passed away from natural causes.

by Faymkonzi June 13, 2018

Alaska Airlines

Alaska Airlines Group, a company famously known in the aviation industry as the sorriest major airline. They will try to outsource everything, they have their own rampers they call "McGee." These are ex-thugs who were never caught with a crime yet, but are willing to work for Alaska Airlines for 11$ an hour. Alaska Airlines will try to penny pinch everything, from the food you are to its own employees. If you even heard of this airline, (not from the west coast) avoid flying on it at all cost. The work environment was so bad an ex-employee took a plane and crashed it recently. Those barrel rolls were awesome though. If you are hiring in the maintenance department, avoid hiring this group, a bunch of lazy idiots.

Hey have you flown on Alaska Airlines yet? "Yeah, last time they told me I was on my own in regards to hotel, sleep at the airport, because they only got one flight a day." and because their planes are shit with shitty service.

by a seeker not a destroyer September 7, 2018

mexican airline

one of the many various names for pot.

"I got a fat blunt man, you ready to board the mexican airline?"

by tylertylertyler198231904794 April 23, 2010