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Adobe Programmer Syndrome (APS)

A programmer, or group of programmers, more interested in tacking more and more "bloatware" features to software, rather then cleaning up and optimizing existing code. Usually using the excuse "Computers are faster now, they can handle it"

Any real programmer knows performance > features and splash screens are soooo 2001.
Timeline of Photoshop suffering from Adobe Programmer Syndrome (APS)

load times on top performance computers.

Version Number
5 5 Seconds
6 10 Seconds

7 15 Seconds

CS 30 Seconds
CS2 20 Seconds
CS3 20 Seconds
CS4 35 Seconds
by dmangstar September 24, 2009
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Adorable

You are adorable af uwu ;)
Look in the mirror and the defenition of adorable is right there
by Stīk. May 5, 2019
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ip address

Internet Protocol Address.

The list of numbers assigned to every person connected to the internet by the Internet Assigned Numbers Authority.
I got his ip address, found out where he lived, went to his house and killed him.
by larstait October 13, 2003
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Mac Address

The hardware address of a device connected to a shared
network medium. Also called a Media Access Control.
When i was trying to connect to the network, the network kicked me out because i didnt give it my mac address
by Ozzman86 November 7, 2005
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The Five Pillars of Adolescence

The Five Pillars of Adolescence must be achieved only when the individual is the teen age from 13 - 17. If one fails to achieve the Five Pillars of Adolescence before turning into and adult at the age of 18 then one's childhood memories shall haunt the individual.

Pillar 1: Social Networking
Pillar 2: Parties
Pillar 3: Relationships
Pillar 4: Smoking, drugs and alcohol
Pillar 5: Sex
The Five Pillars of Adolescence example...

"John is going to become an adult, he is turning 18 soon and until now he has failed to achieve any of the Five Pillars of Adolescence therefore he shall live the rest of his life in regret, stress and flashbacks from his childhood. The Five Pillars must be achieved whatever ethnicity, race or beliefs you are. They are not optional, but they are compulsory for that certain age group, fail and you will have a bad future."
by The Professional Killers November 2, 2011
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Adorable

Cute, charming, sweet, kind, nice
2005 Patrick Stump is adorable!
by BadassMcgee September 14, 2015
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fucking adorable

Extremely fucking cute you just can’t fucking..you just can’t.
“Wow that’s FUCKING ADORABLE.”

I just can’t..”
by CheesEBaLlS December 15, 2019
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