Painter

A painter is crap so long and hard it hits the bottom of the bowl and leaves a streak on a cheek as it falls to the side.

Sorry I took so long, I had to clean up after the painter.

by Buster Scrapings April 29, 2022

Special Finger Painter

A person who paints works of art with their own crap usually a swastika and or someone who is mentally deficeint

"dude who is the special finger painter who made his masterpiece in the stall?"

by PlanesWalker October 28, 2012

The Painter's Hold

A sexual activity in which the man performs the helicopter upon ejaculation, causing his seed to spray all over the walls and ceiling. Then, once he has finished, he picks up the lady, and eats her out while she sits on his shoulders. During this time, the woman licks his semen AKA "paint" off of the walls and ceiling.

"Man, Joey, I was with Felicia the other night, and we finally did the painter's hold! It was the best time ever!"

by turbosmoothie June 23, 2018

Painter-ly

the act of doing something like a painter or artist.

This phrase was originally created by Moriah Elizabeth. Subscribe to her on youtube.

I felt very painter-ly while I was in art class today

by GayGurl09 August 20, 2020

painter's key

A simple steel tool about the thickness of a large nail, 3-4 inches long, with a loop on one end and a flattened, upturned blunt tip on the other side. Used for opening paint cans.

Opening this can of varnish sure would be easier with a painter's key.

by B SIDE December 17, 2018

toe painter

A person who is exceptionally slow or bad at following basic instructions

"He keeps pushing on that pull door...talk about a toe painter..."

"Get a load of that toe painter! They're driving on the wrong side of the road!"

by HalluxFatuus August 6, 2024

Painters high

Kinda like a runners high but with painting. As soon as a painter opens a tube of paint and smell the paint they get metaphorically "high"

I love getting that painters high as soon as I start painting"

by Little_bear29 September 25, 2014