Cock-coffin

Someone who is so rude/disgusting/pigheaded that no one sane could possibly want to have sex with them. Therefore if anyone were to date them they would be "laying their sex life to rest"

Man Jerry thinks women owe it to him to have sex with them. Hes such a cock-coffin.

Or

Alice is racist. She is such a cock-coffin

by Misunderstoodsnowflakes December 08, 2019

Out of the coffin

When it is discovered that someone is gay long after they are dead.

Hey, I never knew that Rock Hudson was Gay! Oh yeah, he came out of the coffin when Jim Neighbors spoke about their affair.

by Jay max November 27, 2012

coffin cock

When your spouse tells you no to having intercorse after getting diner.

Honey your being a real coffin cock right now.

by gallahad13 November 03, 2017

Coffin Dodgem

A mobility scooter, commonly used by the elderly, especially in urban areas.

A scooter ridden by a coffin dodger.

My grandad took a corner too fast in is coffin dodgem and managed to roll it.

by MentalMonkey April 19, 2009

Ginger coffin

A coffin that doubles as a tanning bed.. To stop gingers from stealing your soul during the night. Any ginger that tries to steal your soul will be instantly burnt by the powerful UV rays. They are scared to death by these fantastic contraptions.

When going to bed at a party with a ginger just remind everyone, "Quick into the ginger coffin! Our souls will be safe there!"

by Rara22 May 28, 2012

Die in a coffin

A "diac" or "die in a coffin" is a variant to "diaf" or "die in a fire".

Mark: Wow Jenny, you look trashy today.
Jenny: Die in a coffin.

by patrux October 14, 2008

Coffin chaser

Attention sluts who "mourn" the death of somebody they hardly knew or used to chat shit about (usually on social media)

Bitch didn't even like her, hoe ain't shit but a coffin chaser!!

by CP58 January 30, 2016