Shit Ton

A unit of measure used for something when you have nothing better to say.

"Did you see that truck?"
"Yea it had a shit ton of hippos in the back!"

by SmellyRichard August 23, 2015

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A standardized measurement defined by 1 ton + 3 kg + 1 cm + 1 millisecond + 1 picosecond.

by shitte_ton November 24, 2017

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Shit-ton

A prettylot is more than a little and less than a lot ( look it up). A shit-ton is more than a lot.

by Yesway May 29, 2018

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That's 264.2 gallons of vodka!
That's a shit-ton of vodka!

by treephalanges April 08, 2011

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The amount of a substance in pounds that can fit in a 30 square foot space as figured from the density of 2,000lbs of fecal matter.

2,250lbs is a shit-ton of LSD.

by Z28boi April 26, 2018

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n. 1,000 metric tons, or 2,204,624.4202 pounds

I have a shit ton of timber to haul today.

by PuffTheHoneyBadger December 05, 2020

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That's like a lot.

To tell someone, "I love you an elephant dumptruck shit ton." Response: "That's like a lot."

by ColoBrooke February 06, 2016

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