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36 year old

a destructive species living on earth for atleast 36 years, and they are typically found in
A. infesting roblox and fortnite making it completely unsafe
B. living in their mom's basement while eating hot pockets that burn their mouth
C. sleeping all day

D. at work actually doing their jobs
E. with their friends causing drama in between multiple relatives for no reason
F. trying to download some illegal stuff or do lines of coke
36 year olds are dangerous stay away from them
by lonelywinter July 20, 2023
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Scary 36'

This is a way to say that the time is 2:36 (in either AM or PM). The "Scary" is that 2:36 is used as the scariest time, but its also an inside joke between me and my cousins
"Whats the time?" "Oh! Its Scary 36'!"
by WaterGuy2 November 27, 2024
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36c-24-36

The measurements of the perfect female form. Of course this is only from the perspective of the body. If said female specimin has the boat race Face of Lena Dunham or Amy Schumer, all bets are off.

There are some things even the most perfect body cannot save from becoming a dumpster fire.

If you find a 36c-24-36 who is demure but sexy, wants to be a stay at home mother who home-schools your children, looks 10/10 with flour on her face whilst making your favorite cake after you've had a hard day at work, and says modern feminism is ridiculous, do everything you can to keep her for life. These creatures of feminine perfection are sadly on the decline. In fact one could say they are on the endangered species life!
Jim: I just found a 36c-24-36 in the library and she was reading a book on baking perfect desserts. She had the face of an angel and she wasn't dressed like a slut with more cleavage on show than a pornhub teen.
Dave: Are you sure you're not dreaming? Those things are more rare than Unicorns or Dodo's
by FeministKilla March 5, 2020
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36-24-36

A set of numbers that mean nothing at all. Commonly used to cite the circumferences of the female body.

But under ONE condition, can this apply.
If, and ONLY if, the woman stands at a height of 5'3".
36-24-36 means nothing to me at all. ONLY IF, she's 5 foot 3, you know what I mean?
by DatOneJoker478 October 21, 2022
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3:36

Cannot explain all the feelings ur making me feel 🙊
my heart is in overdrive 🌪
& Ur behind the steering wheel 🚍
3:36
Theres 1 chance we cld make it now 🤞
well be rockin til the sun goes down 🌇
-Teh Darknes
by Bobbert665 October 14, 2024
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route 36

A very scenic, rural, state maintained,route running north/south through western New York. There are an assortment of cattle/dairy farms along the route. Also, be advised, one dairy processing plant on the west side of Arkport.
While taking a scenic drive down route 36 one pleasant summer day we encountered much agrifume as we passed through Arkport New York.
by gotham city bankster February 7, 2015
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Triple Ts 43 36

joins you xbox lobby..... great another nuke
56 kills in a single choppa! Triple Ts 43 36
by Xx_TC36_xX February 25, 2011
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