October 31

The day you can threaten people with a trick if they don’t give you a treat and no one will care

Luke:It’s October 31st you know what that means
Karen: Let’s egg Mrs. Cohns house if she doesn’t give us candy
Luke:kk
*later
Both:Trick or Treat! If you don’t give us candy we’ll egg ur house
*Mrs.Cohn gives them candy and runs for her dear life.
Karen:Score!

by I’m100%cool October 22, 2019

January 31

FUCK YEAH. If you have the birthday January 31st y’all are some funny ass people. I swear you guys don’t like talking to people but you play it off like you do. Kinda like y’all are crackheads but if wife y’all up tbh.

Random person: OH hi!

January 31st ppl: fuck man

by Chillin man December 30, 2019

October 31

sCaRE OnE OF YouR FrIEndS By sAYiNg

BOO 👻

October 31 One friend Writes a note to you it says open if you dare you open it and you scream because it said BOO 👻

by Ty1818 October 24, 2019

July 31

Kiss your Girlfriend day on July 31.

Or the day where you kiss someone important to you.

BF:look it's July 31
GF:so?
BF:it's national kiss your girlfriend day

by Asian_book July 29, 2022

31 February

ENFP’s appreciation day

-What day is it?
-Oh it’s ENFP’s appreciation day!

-Huhhh is it 31 February already???

by girlbosskiri April 23, 2022

November 31

NationalBully your short friends day Since november 2nd is bullying tall people Lets give them a chance

Tall person:hey dude its november 31st

Short person:OhNo *Runs*

by Mother freaking fuck October 28, 2019

31 may

The day you have to send a picture of Shrek to your crush

DO IT

Your crush: wow you send me a Shrek picture on the 31 May what a good idea let’s get together

by Shreklover31 November 6, 2019