November 1

National hang them Christmas lights up day. Hang those damn lights up already, nobody gives a living fuck about Thanksgiving

Johnny : hey, it's only November 1, what are you doi-

Mary : SHUT THE FUCK UP AND HELP ME HANG THESE DAMN LIGHTS"

by Dodosolsollalasol October 27, 2023

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The day where anyone named Ethan has to talk to their crush.

Ethan-Hey Bonnie guess what.
Bonnie-What?
Ethan-It's November 1st
Bonnie-OMG!!!!!!

by Bonnir November 01, 2021

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National give your girl a hoodie and take her on a date today

November 1st is the day to give your crush a hoodie if she's cold and shivering.

by Sassy100 November 01, 2019

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November 1st of every year we celebrate Leave Your Parents Alone Day. The kids have a ton of candy, TV and video games. They do not need a nutritious dinner for once. Parents are allowed to do anything they want to, including participating in eating candy, watching TV and playing video games. Kids are not allowed to fight, or everything gets taken away from all of the kids (even the innocent ones), and they are sent into solitary confinement for the remainder of the day.

November 1st is Leave Your Parents Alone Day

by Knehigh November 01, 2019

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November 1 is national middle child day

Middle child: GUESS WHAT
oldest: what?
Middle child: ITS NATIONAL MIDDLE CHILD DAY IM THE KING/QUEEN
Youngest: how?
Middle: um ITS NOVEMBER 1
Oldest and youngest: oh god.

by Fun_..killer October 19, 2021

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