3

The number 3 means blowjob.

Hey bro don’t sit in the back of the movie theater I’m boutta get a 3.

by Kniqqa nuts January 6, 2020

=3=

An emoticon used to depict a kissy face. Usually used for a comedic effect.

Person 1: ILU <3
Person 2: Huh?
Person 1: You don't love me? :O
Person 2: jk course I do =3=

by the almighty one!!!1 March 23, 2010

<3:]

a smiley face getting teabagged

joe: yo tom check this shit out
tom: ok
joe: <3:
tom: what the fuck is that
joe: a smiley face gettin teabagged

by eat my shit moon doggie October 30, 2006

:3=

IT'S A FREAKIN' WALRUS! (best animal known to man, besides the emu) :3=

Guy 1: HEY YOU! how cool do you think you are?
Guy 2: pretty damn cool
Guy 1: prove it
Guy 2: :3=
Guy 1: ... fuck your cool...

by 987097 July 12, 2010

3=>(_|_)

Butt Sex. The symbols look like a dick going into an asshole.

text message: Lucy and Jordan totally had 3=>(_|_) last night.

by Blubyu18 December 4, 2010

>:3

A way to tell who's a real /b/tard and who isn't. If you say it the reply should be JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR

harbl: >:3
desu: Jesus christ its a lion get in the car!!!1

by Craig ARC September 24, 2006

3

The number that shalt be counted.

Example of 3.
SECOND BROTHER: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
MAYNARD: Amen.
KNIGHTS: Amen.
ARTHUR: Right! One! Two! Five!
GALAHAD: Three, sir!
ARTHUR: Three!

-Monty Python

by InjusticeForAll December 28, 2005