Just Shy of Waist High

When someone is so scared of a splashdown, while taking a shit, that they try to time the pinch of the turd in question and immediately stand up, all with the purpose of gaining as much distance from the surface of the toilet water as possible. But they stand early...they're left straight legged when gravity takes over and the turd begins it's descent. The height where the turd falls from us just shy of waist high.

I felt the cooling embrace of the toilet water, drenching the back of my thighs after I stood up too soon and dropped a just shy of waist high.

by Mike the Fike... July 3, 2023

High voltage

Try to write about High voltage(#@Aadat) is ultimately
Like trying to have a dictionary represent the high voltage(#@Aadat), no matter how many words are there are, there will never be enough.

The more in harmony with yourself you are, the more joyful you are and the more faithful you are. Faith is not to disconnect you from reality - it connects you to reality that's my high voltage.

High voltage(#@Aadat) bring me to closer to heaven.

Whatever souls are made of, her and mine are the same, high voltage(#@Aadat).

You can be in a relationship for two years and feel nothing; you can be in a relationship for 2 months and feel everything. Time is not a measure of quality; of infatuation, its pure form of love with high voltage.

Every life story is beautiful but our life story is my favourite.

Where love is there God is also there in high voltage of presence.

I have to make a phone call every day in morning because I love to listen her voice in my heart thats my kinship ....High voltage give me a kick start for the whole day...... thank you so so very much!!#@Aadat.

High voltage has ability to make me smile without even trying😊, she can control me better then myself.

by Razzak#@Aadat November 21, 2018

High School Cafeteria Food

The shittiest of shit. It's either overcooked or undercooked, or just straight up not cooked at all. The despair that fills your face when you take the first bite is masked by the primitive feeling of hunger, forcing you to accept the fateful bite that you take. Tears will stream your face for eating this food, and yet you still eat it, as you have nothing else to survive on.

Dude, the high school cafeteria food in my town makes you shit bricks

by MommyMilkerStan December 14, 2021

viewforth high

banging place looks like a hospital, and half of the people dont go to regi and all they do is
film on their tiktok accs "viewforthhigh"
mom 1 : i think my son should go to this school

mum 2 : nah i wouldent because every one runs about

mom 1 : oh ok

school is good viewforth high go to it

by mista wilson February 22, 2022

high on their own farts

Of a person, particularly on social media, who has a delusional sense of importance or validity in their actions or statements

All these celebrities thinking we care what they think about politics must be high on their own farts

by anonymous December 14, 2024

Parkview high school

Nigga nigga nigga nigga niggga niggagaggagagag

Parkview high school is nigga

by Smmddd September 10, 2021

Fake High

The high where you know you're high because you're seeing galaxies but it doesn't look like that at all.

"Dude you look fake high as balls!"

by Scoregasm46901 September 29, 2018