i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you

a mob-like expression for the phrase "You will die if you hear my secret"

Guy 1: Duuuude, howdja get that Ipod touch?
Guy 2: i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you
Guy 1: is that a no?
Guy 2: WTF was that supposed to mean?
Guy 1: you tell me,
Guy 2: NO!

by your best idiot May 23, 2010

n i g g a m o d e

this happens when a black person gets mad and cussed the fuck out of you (btw this is a joke im black and im writing this)

bruh im bouta to go n i g g a m o d e on ya

by ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) May 27, 2020

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

A meme that we forgot to revive during the coronavirus pandemic

woke people during the pandemic: Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

by ♥🗺☠ June 10, 2021

I want to hear more stories about evil clowns

When you're all sitting around, drinking and sharing Scary Stories, e.g. John Wayne Gacy who dressed as a clown, and the Evil Clowns who kidnap children in South America, The Clown from Stephen King's "It"

The party is breaking up because it's almost 3AM, and Joe says...

"Damn, I want to hear more stories about evil clowns!"

by jagshemash1 March 19, 2009

I feel like I'm Gucci mane in 2006

Abeeha feels like Gucci mane in 2006 and has copyrighted this song lyric so that no one but her can use it

"I feel like I'm Gucci mane in 2006"
"a man has died please calm down"

"I feel like I'm Gucci mane in 2006"
"your family is worried"

*crying* "she's not the same anymore she just can't stop"
"I feel like I'm Gucci mane in 2006"

by 2kool4skool123 May 30, 2020

I haven’t seen two pretty best friends

There is a set of two people and people say I haven’t seen two pretty best friends. Which means one is pretty and the other is not and it’s always like that with friends.

Girl: *posts a picture or TikTok w/ friend*
People: I haven’t seen two pretty best friends

by anonymous November 9, 2020

BAHHAHA I LOVE HOW THEY MAKE MUGS FOR EVERYTHING

lmao some dude said flick the bean (which means to masturbate) and than it asks if i want it on a mug BAHBAHABH WTF SURE ILL HAVE FLICK THE BEAN ON A MUG

urbandict makes mugs for every definition and its FUNNNNYYYYYYY
look at the gif i found when i searched it up-
BAHHAHA I LOVE HOW THEY MAKE MUGS FOR EVERYTHING

by Jdurorhf January 6, 2021