cock melon

A melon which is shaped to look similar to a penis, which women insert into themselves to achieve a pleasured state of happiness, which then is later eaten by a male subject of the womans choosing, this ritual is then refered to as a cock melon surprise.

Kim forced her cock melon into Alex's mouth, until he had eaten every bite.

by Angel Eyes 0321 April 4, 2009

Commie-cock-zi

When a Russian dude runs in and blows his load inside of you and then runs away.

Omg, Vlad commie-cock-zi'd me last night

by Alraune-Deva May 4, 2020

cock mongler

someone who loves something so much that they defend everything about it and try to make it seem better, alternative to dick rider

"shut the fuck up Timmy you cock mongler, the holocaust will always be a fucking abysmal tragedy!"

by Upright Almond June 4, 2023

Cock Goblin

Violently thrusting one's knee into another's cock, making one's cock circumcised and having the appearance of a goblin

Hey, I heard Rob got "Cock Goblin" nd last night
You're a cock goblin

by Insanedeath5 October 31, 2019

Horse Cock Fucker

A woman who loves zoophilia with horses.

That woman who fucked horses, was a nasty horse cock fucker.

by MST3K I like November 11, 2021

Cock Ballin

Opposite of Ball Cockin; Cock Ballin is when your penis tip is hanging passed your scrotum.

kooman: “forgot to turn the fan on last night bro i woke up hangin and swangin”

jewman: “bro same i might’ve even been cock ballin”

by TommyKale22 April 1, 2022