training wheels

When older males or females "fake" wheel/chop little children for entertainment or to get something that they want.

Stefanie: Damn, you got all of that Boys Cabin #1!
Emily: You know I like 'em young... ;)
Stefanie: Training wheels!

by Playboymon June 22, 2011

cocknugget on wheels

when you shit little nuggets of duty, then they float around the toilet bowl really fast when you flush them. this normally happens at constipation and you only can dudy little bits at a time.

Theresa had really bad case of the cocknugget on wheels when she was sick.

by alessandria thomasone January 5, 2011

jesus didn't take the wheel

1) the term someone uses when something bad happens
2) what you say after you crashed your car

1) cordelia, "omg why is there a g-string on your roof?"
akmed,"lets just say that jesus didn't take the wheel."

2)officer,"sir how did the crash happen?"
randum guy,"jesus didn't take the weel."

by boodylishous chick November 22, 2010

ziz wheel

slang term for a woman's vagina first thing in the morning

Damn girl! take a shower, I can smell your ziz wheel

by eygofuckyourself September 30, 2008

steel wheel

One of many slang terms referencing steel reserve. Also known as a wheel.

Friend1: "Yo Steve, how many steel wheel's you want for the Skins game this week"
Steve: "Its a night game, better make it two"

by Rondel September 14, 2008

The Wheelbarrow

The sexual position in which the woman gets on her hands and you litterly walk around like shes a wheelbarrow while having sex with her

Melanie: oh yeah...and then we did the wheelbarrow!

Ryan: You are such a whore.

by Ryan Gerstner April 2, 2006

Jesus take the wheel

This is for all the religious fanatics who, when finding themselves in a tough situation, have a tendency to let a swear word or to slip. This phrase helps when tempted to do wrong.

Person 1: Did you really just crash the car?!?
Person 2: Yeah...
Person 1: Ohhhhh myyyy gJesus take the wheel!!!!!!!!!!!

by hutillymonopumtolarodo April 24, 2009