Trump wank

When you wank or be wanked off after consuming cheesy crisps e.g. Wotisits, Cheetos, Doritos ect. Leaving your genital orange like Donald Trump

After a cheesy snack she gave me a Trump wank

by Chad Bellis December 10, 2021

Wank Waves

The waves created whilst fapping in the bath. Often accompany a frequent rhythm of splash noises.

Person #1: “Made some big wank waves in that hotel bathroom last week”
Person #2: “ Damm bro bet the noise was extreme!”

by Terribletory123 March 12, 2022

The Brett wank

The brett wank is a form of masturbation in public mainly on the east coast of England.

Did you see that lad having the brett wank on the beach last night

by Bait needle January 7, 2021

Wank Cabbage

A way to refer to a complete and utter numskull. Has the abbreviation WC.

Boy: I shot the Sherrif.
Boy's friend: You absolute wank cabbage! Now the deputy will be after us. Twat.

by finalerock44 January 11, 2021

Wank breath

When ur breath is so bad it could melt steel.

God damn bro you got some wank breath.

by Steven Nutterbutter April 3, 2021

Ultra wanking

Ultra wanking is where you wank yourself and your astral projection at the same time. Only achievable after you have wanked a Billion times only the truest of Wizards have reached this stage

It doesn't feel the same after anymore, nothing is real and time is irrelevant after you've tried Ultra wanking

by Grand_mage_of_the_7 1/2_Realms October 16, 2019

bags wank

When a girl who’s got bags under her eyes, wraps her bags around your cock and then wanks you off.

Pretty self explanatory Teddy

“I’m gonna give him a bags wank tonight, a nice surprise.”

by K-nicks October 21, 2019