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Have an issue, here's a tissue.

When you're crying, someone will kindly offer a tissue to wipe your tears on.
Tiffany: (lisping) ARRGH!! This Snapchat update SUCKS!! (cries)
Teacher: (gives Tiffany a tissue) You have an issue, here's a tissue.

Tiffany: *blushes*

Tiffany: (takes off her glasses, wipes her tears with the tissue, cleans her glasses with that tissue and then puts her glasses back on.)
Tiffany: (sniffles, blows nose on that same tissue)
by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023
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it’s so preppy in here

used in places like tiktok, stan twitter etc. basically means that the person saying this finds the video/comments/community cringe, weird, disgusting or creepy. most commonly used by floptok users.
*video of furries dancing*

@jiafeifloptok28304: it’s so preppy in here…
by idk what to name my user tbh December 21, 2023
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I am done here with everything (02/02/2025)...

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 3187: I am done here with everything (02/02/2025)...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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Hey I'm morbin' here!

What you say in response when someone interrupts your quality morbin' time
Mom: *turns off TV*
Me: Hey I'm morbin' here!
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We getting out of (insert location here) with this one

A joke where someone says we getting out (insert place here) with this one on music videos the place usually relates to the music itself always seen with the guy speaking emoji and fire emoji
(On a fnaf music video)
Commenter: We getting out of the pizzeria with this one
Guy replying: Not another we getting out of (insert location here) with this one comment
by Urbdicdayismay23 May 5, 2024
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Here here

Person 1 : "Where are you ?"
Person 2 : "Here here"

Person 1 : "Here here ?"
Person 2 : "Here here, not there there."
by Ep ep January 27, 2025
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Shouldn't be here

I have a right to be here. You shouldn't be stealing my shit you fucking clown. The retard shouldn't be in my email. The whore shouldn't be fucking him. I shouldn't be getting surveilled.
Hym "How can you say that a literal prisoner of the state and donut slave who was born here that he shouldn't be here? And that I should have to let you rob me because I don't have your permission to be more successful than you? Your ass is too used to dealing with the other retards. If you all want to be collectively in on it you can all be collectively guilty for doing it and that includes your kids. And there is no argument."
by Hym Iam January 27, 2025
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