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trackcedo

A track suit that is worn as if it is "dressy". Traditionally the trackcedo is donned with sneakers, a big gold chain, an overly large watch, sparce facial hair, and a pint of whatever cologne it is that you smell in dirty convenience stores on Friday and Saturday evenings, and at bus stops during the rest of the week.
I thought I'd try dating a Eastern European/Middle Eastern/Spanish/Baltic/Indian/New York/New Jersey/Philly/DJ/straight/short/whatever guy, but when he showed up at my door in a trackcedo I knew it wasn't going to work out.
by Ratched, RN October 3, 2022
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Track Meat

The act of lining up and running circles around a male while gripping his penis as you pass by treating the erection as if it was a baton resulting in a multi-person hand job
“Michael went through a rough break up so me and the boys got together for a track meat to cheer him up. We didn’t drop the baton once”
by 86ToyotaCorrola October 7, 2022
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tackupuncture

Da randomly-administered "surgical treatment" dat da community bulletin board down at da town hall receives when everyone posts notices at various spots on its surface.
Unless either wind is an issue or a poster-sheet is unusually thick, large, heavy, etc., one should use only one or two pushpins to affix a notice to a bulletin board, in order to extend its useful life by reducing tackupuncture.
by QuacksO February 8, 2023
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TackHead Ass

a lame-o no mater what the gender that does useless things and makes useless moves.
His tackhead ass brought the dipaers , but left the baby.
by Ang13Chicago February 24, 2023
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tacky wacky

short for tactical wank. you tell your friends/coworkers you are going to have dinner or the toilet when in reality you go for a wank.
person1: hey guys just going to get food be back in a few minutes
person2: don't be going and doing a tacky wacky we got work to do
by freshwatershit March 31, 2023
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Thack

can be used to replace any word that you wish, especially sexual ones
Gonna thack your little ass
Can’t wait to thack her later
Oliver please thack me you sexy mf
by MaxminimumFarter April 12, 2023
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Tacking a homie

To dry hump your friend as a joke, possibly while playing gay together.
Kids nowadays are " Tacking a homie ", That's pretty fucking gay
by Mphb July 8, 2023
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